Thelma & Louise (1991)
by Callie Khouri.
Final shooting script. June 5, 1990.

FADE IN:

INT.  RESTAURANT - MORNING (PRESENT DAY)

LOUISE is a waitress in a coffee shop.  She is in her
early-thirties, but too old to be doing this.  She is very
pretty and meticulously groomed, even at the end of her
shift.  She is slamming dirty coffee cups from the counter
into a bus tray underneath the counter.  It is making a
lot of RACKET, which she is oblivious to.  There is
COUNTRY MUZAK in the b.g., which she hums along with.


INT.  THELMA'S KITCHEN - MORNING

THELMA is a housewife.  It's morning and she is slamming
coffee cups from the breakfast table into the kitchen
sink, which is full of dirty breakfast dishes and some
stuff left from last night's dinner which had to "soak".
She is still in her nightgown.  The TV is ON in the b.g.
From the kitchen, we can see an incomplete wallpapering
project going on in the dining room, an obvious "do-it-
yourself" attempt by Thelma.


INT.  RESTAURANT - MORNING

Louise goes to the pay phone and dials a number.


INT.  THELMA'S KITCHEN - MORNING

Phone RINGS.  Thelma goes over to answer it.

                         THELMA
                  (hollering)
          I got it!   Hello.


INT.  RESTAURANT - MORNING

                         LOUISE
                  (at pay phone)
          I hope you're packed, little
          housewife, 'cause we are outta her
          tonight.


INT.  THELMA'S KITCHEN - MORNING

                         THELMA
          Well, wait now.  I still have to ask
          Darryl if I can go.

                         LOUISE (V.O.)
          You mean you haven't asked him yet?
          For Christ sake, Thelma, is he your
          husband or your father?  It's just
          two days.  For God's sake, Thelma.
          Don't be a child.  Just tell him
          you're goin' with me, for cryin' out
          loud.  Tell him I'm havin' a nervous
          breakdown.

Thelma has the phone tucked under her chin, as she cuts
out coupons from the newspaper and pins them on a bulletin
board already covered with them.  We see various recipes
torn out from women's magazines along the lines of "101
Ways to Cook Pork."

                         THELMA
          He already thinks you're out of your
          mind, Louise, that don't carry much
          weight with Darryl.  Are you at
          work?

                         LOUISE (V.O.)
          No, I'm callin' from the Playboy
          Mansion.

                         THELMA
          I'll call you right back.

Thelma goes through the living room to the bottom of the
stairs and leans on the bannister.

                         THELMA
          Darryl!  Honey, you'd better hurry
          up.

DARRYL comes trotting down the stairs.  Polyester was made
for this man, and he's dripping in "men's" jewelry.  He
manages a Carpeteria.

                         DARRYL
          Damnit, Thelma, don't holler like
          that!  Haven't I told you I can't
          stand it when you holler in the
          morning.

                         THELMA
          I'm sorry, Doll, I just didn't want
          you to be late.

Darryl is checking himself out in the hall mirror, and
it's obvious he likes what he sees.  He exudes over-
confidence for reasons that never become apparent.  He
likes to think of himself as a real lady killer.

He is making imperceptible adjustments to his over-moussed
hair.  Thelma watches approvingly.

                         THELMA
          Hon.

                         DARRYL
          What.

                         THELMA
                  (she decides not to
                   tell him)
          Have a good day at work today.

                         DARRYL
          Uh-huh.

                         THELMA
          Hon?

                         DARRYL
          What?!

                         THELMA
          You want anything special for
          dinner?

                         DARRYL
          No, Thelma, I don't give a shit what
          we have for dinner.  I may not even
          make it home for dinner.  You know
          how Fridays are.

                         THELMA
          Funny how so many people wanna buy
          carpet on a Friday night.  You'd
          almost think they's want to forget
          about it for the weekend.

                         DARRYL
          Well then, it's a good thing you're
          not regional manager and I am.

He's finally ready.  He walks to the door and gives Thelma
the most perfunctory kiss on the cheek.

                         THELMA
          'Bye, honey.  I won't wait up.

                         DARRYL
          See ya.

Darryl leaves.  We see his Corvette parked out front.  As
he closes the front door, Thelma leans against it.

                         THELMA
          He's gonna shit.

Thelma laughs to herself.  She goes back into the kitchen
and picks up the phone and dials it.


INT.  RESTAURANT - MORNING

The pay phone on the wall RINGS.  ALBERT, a busboy in his
50's, answers.

                         ALBERT
          Good morning.  Why, yes, she is.  Is
          this Thelma?  Oh, Thelma, when you
          gonna run away with me?

Louise comes over and takes the phone out of his hand.

                         LOUISE
                  (to Albert)
          Not this weekend, sweetie, she's
          runnin' away with me.
                  (into phone)
          Hi.  What'd he say?

                         THELMA (V.O.)
          What time are you gonna pick me up?

                         LOUISE
          You're kiddin'!  Alright!  I'll be
          there around two or three.

                         THELMA (V.O.)
          What kind of stuff do I bring?

                         LOUISE
          I don't know.  Warm stuff, I guess.
          It's the mountains.  I guess it gets
          cold at night.  I'm just gonna bring
          everything.

                         THELMA (V.O.)
          Okay.  I will, too.

                         LOUISE
          And steal Darryl's fishin' stuff.

                         THELMA (V.O.)
          I don't know how to fish, Louise.

                         LOUISE
          Neither do I, Thelma, but Darryl
          does it, how hard can it be?  I'll
          see you later.  Be ready.

They both hang up.


EXT.  RESTAURANT - DAY

Louise pulls out in a green '66 T-Bird in mint condition.


INT.  THELMA'S BEDROOM - CLOSEUP - SUITCASE ON BED - DAY

Going into the suitcase is bathing suits, wool socks,
flannel pajamas, jeans, sweaters, T-shirts, a couple of
dresses, way too much stuff for a two-day trip.  REVEAL
Thelma, standing in front of a closet, trying to decide
what else to bring, as if she's forgotten something.  The
room looks like it was decorated entirely from a Sears
catalog.  It's really frilly.


INT.  LOUISE'S BEDROOM - CLOSEUP - SUITCASE ON BED - DAY

A perfectly ordered suitcase, everything neatly folded and
orderly.  Three pairs of underwear, one pair of long
underwear, two pairs of pants, two sweaters, one furry
robe, one nightgown.  She could be packing for camp.
REVEAL Louise.  Her room is as orderly as the suitcase.
Everything matches.  It's not quite as frilly as Thelma's,
but it is of the same ilk.  She is debating whether to
take an extra pair of socks.  She decides not to and
closes the suitcase.  She goes to the phone, picks it up
and dials.  We hear:

                         ANSWERING MACHINE (V.O.)
          Hi.  This is Jimmy.  I'm not here
          right now, but I'll probably be back
          'cause... all my stuff's here.
          Leave a message.

Louise slams down the phone.  A framed picture of Louise
and Jimmy sits on the table next to the phone.  She
matter-of-factly slams that face down, too.


INT.  THELMA'S BEDROOM - DAY

Thelma is still throwing stuff in, randomly now.  She
talks to herself quietly the whole time.

She is taking stuff off of her nightstand, a small clock,
fingernail scissors, etc.

She opens the drawer of her nightstand.  Her attitude is
purposeful; she looks as if she knows exactly what she's
doing; although, frankly, she has no idea, and each
decision is completely arbitrary.  As she rifles through
it, plucking various items from among the jumbled
contents, we see there is a gun in there, one Darryl
bought her for protection.  It is unloaded, but there is a
box of bullets.  She picks up the gun like it's a rat by
the tail and puts it in her purse.

                         THELMA
                  (muttering to
                   herself)
          Psycho killers...

She grabs the box of bullets and throws them in, too.  She
tries to close her suitcase, but there is stuff hanging
out all over the place.  She stuffs things back in the
sides and heaves all her weight against the top.


EXT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - DAY

Louise's green '66 T-Bird convertible pulls into the
driveway of Thelma's house.  The garage door goes up and
Thelma is standing in the garage with all her gear.  A
suitcase that looks like it might explode, fishing gear, a
cooler, a lantern.  Thelma's car, a beat-up gray Honda, is
parked in there, too.  Louise gets out of the driver's
seat.

                         LOUISE
          We don't need the lantern.  The
          place has electricity.

                         THELMA
          I wanna take it anyway.  Just in
          case.

                         LOUISE
          In case of what?

                         THELMA
          In case there's some escaped psycho
          killer on the loose, who cuts the
          electricity off and tries to come in
          and kill us.

                         LOUISE
                  (going along with
                   her)
          Oh yeah, sure, Thelma, that lantern
          will come in real handy.  Maybe we
          could tow your car behind, in case
          he steals the spark plugs.

                         THELMA
          We'd have to.  That thing barely
          makes it down the driveway.

They load everything into the car.  The trunk barely
closes.  Thelma heaves all her weight against it.  They
get into the car and pull out of the driveway.  As they
drive down the street, we hear Thelma let out a long howl.
She is laughing and she sticks her arms straight up in the
air.


EXT.  CAR - DAY

They are driving down the interstate.  Thelma reaches for
her purse and finds the gun.

                         THELMA
          Louise, will you take care of the
          gun?

Louise shrieks at the sight of it.

                         LOUISE
          Why in hell did you bring that?

Thelma wonders if Louise is really that naive.

                         THELMA
          Oh, come on, Louise... psycho
          killers, bears... snakes!  I just
          don't know how to use it.  So will
          you take care of it?

Louise reaches over and takes the gun out of Thelma's
purse and holds it in her hand.  She tests the weight of
it, and then puts it under the seat.  Thelma puts the
bullets under the seat.

They are speeding off down the highway with the RADIO
blaring.  Louise puts in a TAPE of wild R&B MUSIC.

                         THELMA
          Whose place is this again?

                         LOUISE
          It's Bob's, the day manager's.  He's
          gettin' a divorce, so his wife's
          gettin' this place, so he's just
          lettin' all his friends use it till
          he has to turn over the keys.

                         THELMA
          I've never had the chance to go out
          of town without Darryl.

                         LOUISE
          How come he let you go?

                         THELMA
          'Cause I didn't ask him.

                         LOUISE
          Aw, shit, Thelma, he's gonna kill
          you.

                         THELMA
          Well, he has never let me go.  He
          never lets me do one goddamn thing
          that's any fun.  All he wants me to
          do is hang around the house the
          whole time while he's out doing God
          only knows what.

They are both silent for a minute.

                         THELMA
                  (looking straight
                   ahead)
          I left him a note.  I left him stuff
          to microwave.

After a pause.

                         THELMA
          I guess you haven't heard anything
          from Jimmy... yet?

Louise's jaw tightens.  The car speeds up.

                         THELMA
          ... never mind.

A huge semi-tanker carrying gas passes them on the highway
and HONKS.  The mud flaps are the shiny silhouettes of
naked women.  There is a bumper sticker on the back that
says:  "Lick you all over -- ten cents."

                         LOUISE
          One of your friends?

Thelma is watching herself in the side mirror, pretending
to smoke a cigarette.

THELMA'S POV OF A SIGN alongside the road that reads "See
you in church on Sunday!"

Thelma pushes in the lighter and waits for it to pop out.
Louise gives her a sidelong glance, but does not say
anything.


INT.  CAR - COUNTRY ROAD - DAY

                         THELMA
          How much longer is it gonna be?  I'm
          hungry.

                         LOUISE
          Another hour of so.  We've got
          enough food for a month.

                         THELMA
          I'll never make it... Can't we stop
          just for a few minutes...

                         LOUISE
          We've not gonna get to the cabin
          till after dark as it is, Thelma.

                         THELMA
          Then what difference does it make if
          we stop?  Come on.  I never get to
          do stuff like this.

Louise realizes that Thelma is going to revert to a
teenager and continue whining unless she gives in.

                         LOUISE
          Alright, but it's gonna be a quick
          stop.


EXT.  SILVER BULLET - NIGHT

They pull off at a place down on the right all lit up with
neon.  It's called the SILVER BULLET.  The sign flashes
COCKTAILS -- BEER -- DANCING -- FOOD.  There is a huge
gravel parking lot with lots of pickup trucks and older
cars.  Even though it's early, you can tell this place is
a real night spot.  It's already pretty crowded.


INT.  SILVER BULLET - NIGHT

This place is jumpin'.  There are ten pool tables with
crowds all around.  The long bar is filled with customers.
There are tables and booths.  The room is dense with
smoke.  There is a dance floor, but no one is dancing yet
because the band is still setting up.  There are a lot of
single men.  Many heads turn and follow Thelma and Louise
to an empty table.

                         LOUISE
          I haven't seen a place like this
          since I left Texas.

                         THELMA
          Isn't this fun?

A WAITRESS comes over and drops two menus on the table.

                         WAITRESS
          Y'all wanna drink?

                         LOUISE
          No thanks.

                         THELMA
          I'll have Wild Turkey straight up
          and a Coke back, please.

As the Waitress leaves:

                         LOUISE
          Thelma!

                         THELMA
          Tell me somethin'.  Is this my
          vacation or isn't it?  I mean, God,
          you're as bad as Darryl.

                         LOUISE
          I just haven't seen you like this in
          a while.  I'm used to seeing you
          more sedate.

                         THELMA
          Well, I've had it up to my ass with
          sedate!  You said you and me was
          gonna get outta town and, for once,
          just really let our hair down.
          Well, darlin,' look out 'cause my
          hair is comin' down!

As the Waitress returns:

                         LOUISE
                  (laughing)
          Alright...
                  (to Waitress)
          I changed my mind.  I'll have a
          margarita with and a shot of Cuervo
          on the side, please.

                         THELMA
          Yeah!

As the Waitress leaves, a MAN comes over with a chair
which he pulls up to the table and straddles backwards.
He is in his late-40's, heavyset, his face is shiny in the
neon light.

                         MAN
          Now what are a couple of Kewpie
          dolls like you doin' in a place like
          this?

          LOUISE                        THELMA
    Mindin' our own            Well, we left town for
    business, why              the weekend 'cause we
    don't you try it.          wanted to try and have a
                               good time.  And because
                               Louise here is mad
                               because her boyfriend
                               won't call her while
                               he's out on the road...

Louise kicks Thelma under the table.

                         THELMA
                  (quieter)
          We just wanted to get somethin' to
          eat.

                         MAN
          Well, you come to the right place.
          You like chili?  They got good
          chili.

The Waitress returns with Louise's drink.

                         WAITRESS
          Harlan, are you botherin' these poor
          girls?

                         HARLAN (MAN)
          Hell, no.  I was just bein'
          friendly.

                         WAITRESS
                  (making eye contact
                   with Louise)
          It's a good thing they're not all as
          friendly as you.

Louise understands.

                         THELMA
          Your name's Harlan?  I got an uncle
          named Harlan!

                         HARLAN
          You do?  Is he a funny uncle?
          'Cause if he is, then he and I got
          somethin' in common.

Harlan laughs.  Thelma laughs, too, but doesn't really get
the joke.  Louise does not laugh.

                         LOUISE
                  (to Harlan)
          I don't mean to be rude, but I've
          got something I need to talk to my
          friend about.  In private.

                         HARLAN
          Aw, I understand.  I didn't mean to
          bother ya.  It's just hard not to
          notice two such pretty ladies as
          yourselves.
                  (standing, to
                   Thelma)
          You better dance with me before you
          leave, or I'll never forgive you.

                         THELMA
          Oh, sure.  That'd be fun.

Harlan leaves, then:

                         THELMA
          Jeez, Louise, that wasn't very nice.

                         LOUISE
          Can't you tell when somebody's
          hittin' on you?

                         THELMA
          So what if he was?  It's all your
          years of waitin' tables has made you
          jaded, that's all.

                         LOUISE
          Maybe.

                         THELMA
          Well, just relax, will ya.  You're
          makin' me nervous.

Thelma knocks back her shot of Wild Turkey and holds up
her glass to the Waitress to bring her another one.  The
Waitress sees her and nods.  She turns back to face her
friend.

                         THELMA
          So, Jimmy still hasn't called yet?

                         LOUISE
          Givin' him a taste of his own
          medicine.  Asshole.

                         THELMA
          I'm sorry, Louise.  I know you're
          all upset.  It's just I'm so excited
          to be out of the house, I guess.
                  (pause)
          I wonder if Darryl's home yet.

                         LOUISE
          I wonder if Jimmy's gotten back.

                         THELMA
          Why don't you tell him to just to
          get lost once and for all?

                         LOUISE
          Why don't you ditch that loser
          husband of yours?

They both drift off momentarily, contemplating their
domestic problems, until the Waitress comes over:

                         WAITRESS
                  (rolling her eyes)
          This one's on Harlan.

Thelma looks over at the bar where Harlan is grinning at
her, making dancing motions.  She smiles and waves at him.
Her face becomes serious again as she turns back to
Louise.

                         THELMA
          Jimmy'll come in off the road, you
          won't be there, he'll freak out and
          call you a hundred thousand times,
          and Sunday night you'll call him
          back and, by Monday.  He'll be
          kissin' the ground you walk on.

Thelma's mind goes too fast for her mouth, and the speed
at which she speaks can be staggering.  Louise is used to
it.  Louise smiles wistfully at Thelma's assessment of the
situation.

                         LOUISE
          Exactly.

                         THELMA
          In the meantime, you said we were
          gonna have some fun.  So let's have
          some!

She again drinks her whole shot of Wild Turkey and holds
up her glass, as the BAND strikes up a lively tune.
Practically the whole place "whoops" and heads for the
dance floor.  Louise drinks her shot of tequila and holds
up her glass, too.

LATER

Thelma is dancing with Harlan and has been for quite a
while.  Louise has been dancing with a quiet guy named
DAN.  Thelma is breathless, drunk and giggly.  She holds a
beer bottle in one hand.  She is laughing a lot about
nothing, and Harlan is studying her closely.  Louise
notices this.

                         LOUISE
                  (over the noise)
          Thelma, I'm gonna hit the little
          girls' room, and then we gotta hit
          the road.

                         THELMA
                  (eyes closed, swaying
                   with the music)
          Ready when you are.

Louise heads off to the bathroom.

                         THELMA
                  (eyes still closed)
          Louise, I'm gonna come with you.
                  (she gets a funny
                   look on her face)
          I don't feel so good.

She stumbles a step and drops her beer bottle.

Louise is heading towards the bathroom, where there is a
line of at least fifteen women in front of her.

                         HARLAN
                  (catching Thelma,
                   copping feels)
          Oopsy-doopsy.  We need to get you
          some fresh air, little lady.

He steers her towards the door.

Louise leans against the wall, waiting in line.

                                            CUT TO:

EXT.  SILVER BULLET PARKING LOT - NIGHT

Harlan is hauling Thelma out the door into the parking
lot.  She is pretty limp.

                         THELMA
          Oh shit.

                         HARLAN
          What's wrong?

                         THELMA
          Stop.

                         HARLAN
          What for?

                         THELMA
          I'm spinning.


INT.  SILVER BULLET - NIGHT

The Waitress is going over to their table.  She picks up
Thelma's purse off the floor and puts it on her chair.
She sets the check on the table, looks around to see if
she can see them and walks away.


INT.  BATHROOM - NIGHT

Louise goes into the bathroom.  She stands in front of the
sink and looks at herself in the mirror.


EXT.  PARKING LOT - NIGHT

Thelma has been sick.  She has Harlan's handkerchief and
is wiping her mouth.  Harlan has backed off for this part,
but he's right back in there.

                         HARLAN
          How you feelin' now, darlin'?

Harlan is leaning close to Thelma's head, and she pulls
her head away.

                         THELMA
          I guess I'm startin' to feel a
          little better.

                         HARLAN
          Yeah, you're startin' to feel pretty
          good to me, too.

He pulls her to him and tries to put his arms around her.
Thelma pulls away.

                         THELMA
                  (uncomfortable)
          I think I need to keep walking.


INT.  SILVER BULLET - NIGHT

Louise comes out of the bathroom as the next woman goes
in.  She scans the room looking for Thelma.  She doesn't
see her.  She goes over to the table and sees Thelma's
stuff there.  She picks up the check and looks at it.


EXT.  SILVER BULLET PARKING LOT - NIGHT

Harlan has led Thelma off to the far end of the parking
lot.  He is trying to kiss her now.  He is pushing her
arms down and turning her head away.

                         THELMA
          Don't.  I'm married.  I don't feel
          good.  I've been sick.

                         HARLAN
          It's okay.  I'm married, too.

Harlan is pushing himself on her now, and she is beginning
to push him away harder.


INT.  SILVER BULLET - NIGHT

Louise is paying the Waitress.  The Waitress is shaking
her head, indicating she hasn't seen Thelma either.
Louise picks up Thelma's stuff and heads towards the door.


EXT.  SILVER BULLET PARKING LOT - NIGHT

Harlan has now pinned Thelma against the back of a car and
is kissing her neck.  He has her ass in his hands.  He is
beginning to hump her.  She is pushing him away as hard as
she can, but he is relentless.

                         HARLAN
                  (breathing heavily)
          You're beautiful.  It's okay.  I
          won't hurt you.  It's okay.

                         THELMA
                  (struggling)
          Stop it!  Goddamnit, I mean it!
          Louise is gonna wonder where I am.
          Let go!

                         HARLAN
          Louise is alright.

LOUISE

is now standing outside the door of the Silver Bullet.
She is looking around.

HARLAN

is pulling at Thelma's clothes.  Thelma gets one of her
arms free and hits him hard in the face.  He hits her back
and grabs her face, squeezing it hard.

                         HARLAN
          Don't you hit me!  Don't you fucking
          hit me!

There is no trace of friendliness in his face now.  He
looks mean and dangerous.  He lets go of her face and pins
her arms behind her.  He holds both of her arms with one
hand.

                         HARLAN
          You just shut up.

With his free hand, he reaches down and starts to pull her
dress up.  Thelma is still struggling and there are tears
running down her face.

                         THELMA
          Don't hurt me.  Harlan.  Please.

                         HARLAN
          Shut up.

He turns her around, pushing her face down onto the back
of the car.  He holds both her arms in one hand and
continues pulling her dress up over her hips.  He starts
to undo his pants as we hear the CRUNCH of gravel.

                         LOUISE (O.S.)
          Let her go.

                         HARLAN
          Get lost.

                         THELMA
          Louise!

TIGHT SHOT of the barrel of Thelma's gun being pressed
into the nape of Harlan's neck.  Louise's thumb pulls back
the hammer.

                         LOUISE
          You let her go, you fat fucking
          asshole, or I'm gonna splatter your
          ugly face all over this nice car.

Harlan slowly raises his hands in the air, and Thelma
darts out, pulling her dress down.

                         HARLAN
          Now, calm down.  We were just havin'
          a little fun.

Louise glances at Thelma.  Thelma shakes her head no.

                         LOUISE
          Looks like you've got a real fucked
          up idea of fun.  Now turn around.

Louise starts to back away, but the gun is still close to
his face.  His pants are undone in the front.  She is
still backing away with the gun raised.  Thelma is inching
away as well.

                         LOUISE
          Just for the future, when a woman's
          crying like that, she's not having
          any fun!

Louise lowers the gun and stares at him for a second.
Then she turns and walks away.  Thelma does, too.

                         HARLAN
                  (pulling up his
                   pants)
          Bitch.  I should have gone ahead and
          fucked her.

Louise stops in her tracks.

                         LOUISE
          What did you say?

                         HARLAN
          I said suck my cock.

Louise takes two long strides back towards him, raises the
gun and FIRES a bullet into his face.  We hear his body
HIT the gravel parking lot.  LOUISE'S POV.  The car behind
him is splattered with blood.  Thelma and Louise are both
silent.  We hear the SOUND of the nightclub in the
distance.  Louise lowers the gun.

                         THELMA
          Oh my God.

                         LOUISE
          Get the car.

                         THELMA
          Jesus Christ!  Louise, you shot him.

                         LOUISE
          Get the car!

Thelma runs to get the car.

                         LOUISE
                  (quietly, to herself)
          You watch your mouth, buddy.

Thelma comes careening up in reverse.  Louise hops in and
Thelma PEELS OUT, spraying gravel.  As they speed out of
the parking lot back to the road, we hear MUSIC blaring
from the nightclub.  They hit the main road with tires
SQUEALING.

                         LOUISE
          Get back to the interstate.

Louise lifts her hand and notices she is still holding the
gun.

                         THELMA
          Shit!  I... I, which way?

                         LOUISE
          West.  Left.


EXT.  CAR - DISTANCING SHOT - NIGHT

They get onto the interstate going west.

TRAVELING SHOT FROM BEHIND -- VARIOUS DRIVING SHOTS


INT.  CAR - NIGHT

Louise picks up the handkerchief from the car seat and
wipes the gun off.  Her movements are as if in slow
motion.  She puts the gun under the seat.  Thelma is
watching her.

                         THELMA
          Louise.

Louise does not answer.

                         THELMA
          Louise.  Where are we going?

                         LOUISE
                  (shaking)
          I don't know, Thelma!  I don't know!
          Just shut up a minute so I can
          think.

Thelma starts to cry quietly.

                         THELMA
          Shouldn't we go to the cops?  I
          mean, I think we should tell the
          police.

                         LOUISE
          Tell them what?!  What, Thelma?
          What do you think we should tell
          them?

                         THELMA
          I don't know.  Just tell 'em what
          happened.

                         LOUISE
          Which part?

                         THELMA
          All of it.  That he tried to rape
          me.

                         LOUISE
          Only about a hundred people saw you
          cheek to goddamn cheek with him all
          night, Thelma!  Who's gonna believe
          that?!  We just don't live in that
          kind of world.  Pull over!


EXT.  INTERSTATE - NIGHT

Thelma pulls off to the side of the road.  Louise gets out
and starts to walk around the car.  She stops when she
gets to the back of the car, and she is sick.  Thelma
waits in the car and moves over to the passenger side.
Louise gets in the driver's side.

                         THELMA
          Louise... Are you alright?

Louise rests her head on the steering wheel.

                         LOUISE
          Oh Christ.
                  (to Thelma)
          Thelma.

Thelma doesn't hear.

                         LOUISE
          Thelma.

Thelma looks at her blankly, without answering.

                         LOUISE
          I've gotta stop for a minute.  I've
          got to get it together.  I'm gonna
          find a place to get a cup of coffee
          and I'm gonna sit down for a second.
          Do you want to come?

Thelma's head moves almost imperceptibly.  Louise studies
Thelma's face.

                         LOUISE
          Is that yes?  Are you up to this?

Again, Thelma slightly moves her head in a nod.  Louise
puts the car in gear and pulls OUT OF SHOT.


EXT.  TRUCK STOP - RESTAURANT - NIGHT

The green '66 T-Bird pulls into a modern truck stop and
parks.  Louise turns to Thelma.

                         LOUISE
          We gotta be inconspicuous.  Do you
          know what that means?

                         THELMA
          Yes.

                         LOUISE
          It means you don't talk to anybody.
          You don't draw attention to yourself
          in any way.  Do you understand that?

Again, she twitches more than nods.

                         LOUISE
          Tell me you understand that.

Thelma nods more firmly now.  She understands.

VARIOUS POV SHOTS of truck drivers seeing Thelma and
Louise wind their way towards the restaurant portion of
the coffee shop.  They look small and incongruous with the
surroundings.


INT.  TRUCK STOP - TIGHT SHOT - WAITRESS' HANDS - 4 A.M.

slamming dirty coffee cups from the counter into a bus
tray underneath the counter.  REVEAL Louise and Thelma
sitting at the counter.  Louise is looking at a map.  The
car is parked outside, near the door.

                         LOUISE
                  (halfway to herself)
          We have to think this through.  We
          have to be smart.  Now is not the
          time to panic.  If we panic now,
          we're done for.  Nobody saw it.
          Nobody knows it was us.  We're still
          okay.  Now all we have to do is just
          figure out our next move.

                         THELMA
          Our next move?  I'll say one thing,
          Louise.  This is some vacation.  I
          sure am having a good time.  This is
          real fun.

                         LOUISE
          If you weren't so concerned with
          having a good time, we wouldn't be
          here right now.

                         THELMA
          Just what is that supposed to mean?

                         LOUISE
          It means shut up, Thelma.

                         THELMA
          So this is all my fault, is it.

Louise looks at Thelma for a long time.

                         LOUISE
          Just shut up.

The Waitress comes and fills their coffee cups.

Thelma stands up to go to the bathroom.  She grabs her
purse from the counter, and the strap catches on her
coffee cup and it falls to the floor with a CRASH.  All
heads turn and look at her.

                         THELMA
          I have to go to the bathroom.  I...
          Sorry.

HOLD on Louise.


EXT.  SILVER BULLET PARKING LOT - 4:00 A.M.

Police cars are parked around.  The activity has died
down.  Doors on the coroner's van SLAM shut.  In the back
of a police car sits the Waitress with the door open.  A
DETECTIVE in a suit leans over the car door with his note
pad.

                         HAL
          Could you identify 'em, if ya saw
          'em again?

                         LENA (WAITRESS)
          Hal, I've told you about twenty
          times, yes, I could identify 'em,
          but neither one of them was the type
          to pull something like this.

                         HAL
          Well, you're not exactly an expert
          witness, but what makes you so sure?

                         LENA
          If waitin' tables in a bar don't
          make you an expert on human nature,
          then nothin' will, and I could've
          told you that Harlan Puckett would
          end up buyin' it in a parkin' lot.
          I'm just surprised it didn't happen
          before now.

                         HAL
          Who do you think did it?

                         LENA
          Has anybody asked his wife?  She's
          the one I hope did it.

                         HAL
          Lena, just cut the bullshit, will
          ya?  Do have any ideas or don't ya?
          I been standin' in this stupid
          parkin' lot all goddamn night, and I
          still got to go file a report before
          I can go home in time to get back up
          again!

                         LENA
          Well, if I had to guess, I'd say it
          was some ol' gal, some ol' gal's
          husband.  But it wasn't either one
          of those two.  The tall one, the
          redhead, she left me a huge tip.

                         HAL
          You didn't happen to notice what
          kind of car they were driving?

                         LENA
          It's a nightclub, not a drive-in,
          Hal.  I don't follow the customers
          to the parking lot.

                         HAL
          Alright, Lena.  Go on home.  We
          might have to call you in for some
          more questioning.

Lena gets out of the back of the car.

                         LENA
          Those girls are not the murderous
          type.


INT.  PAY PHONE - NIGHT

Outside the bathroom there is a pay phone.  Thelma picks
it up and dials.

                         THELMA
                  (into phone)
          Collect from Thelma.

There is no answer.


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - NIGHT

Phone RINGS.

VARIOUS SHOTS of the interior of the empty Dickinson
house:

THE BEDROOM

exactly as Thelma left it.  The drawer of the nightstand
still open.

THE NOTE TO DARRYL

taped to the refrigerator.  The interior of the microwave
with a now completely thawed microwave dinner still in the
package in a little puddle.


INT.  TRUCK STOP - NIGHT

                         THELMA
          Thanks.  I'll try later.

She hangs up and goes into the bathroom.  As the door
closes behind her, Louise comes up with a handful of
change and starts putting it into the phone.  She dials a
number.  It RINGS for a long time.  She hangs up and goes
into the bathroom.  She looks at herself in the mirror.
She notices a tiny speck on her cheek.  She takes a paper
towel and wets it and rubs the spot.  She looks at the
towel and there is a bright red streak.

                         LOUISE
          Thelma... Come on, Thelma!

The door of the stall flies open and Thelma comes charging
out and heads straight for the door, without even looking
at Louise.  Louise charges out after her.  They head out
of the restaurant and, THROUGH THE WINDOW, we see them get
into the car and drive away.


EXT.  CAR - DRIVING SHOT - DAWN

The T-Bird barrels down a fairly empty four-lane highway.
A truck passes going the other way.


INT.  CAR - DAWN

The top is down on the car, and Thelma is slouched on the
seat, her hair blowing wildly.

                         LOUISE
          We're gonna go to the next town and
          stop.  We'll get a motel room.  I
          can rest for a while and then figure
          out how to get some money.  We're
          gonna need money.  Thelma.  How much
          money do you have with you?

                         THELMA
          What?  Oh, I don't know.  Let me
          look.

Thelma is rummaging through her purse.  She finds her
wallet and takes it out.  Thelma finds some bills stuffed
in the change compartment and takes them out.  She
straightens the money out.

                         THELMA
          Sixty-four dollars.

As she is counting it, one of the bills flies out of her
hands.  Thelma's not that good at handling money.

                         THELMA
          Umm.  Shit.  Forty-four dollars.

Louise has not noticed any of this.  She is so intent on
her driving.

                         THELMA
          I'm cash poor.

                         LOUISE
          Hmmm.  We gotta get some money.


EXT.  MOTEL - ESTABLISHING SHOT - DAY

The motel is near farms and agricultural areas with crops.


INT.  MOTEL ROOM - DAY (6 A.M.)

The curtains are open and we can see the car parked right
outside the room.  Thelma is lying on the bed staring up
at the ceiling.  Louise is bustling around the room,
putting things in drawers.

                         THELMA
          Why are you unpacking?  You said we
          were just gonna take a nap.

Louise did not realize she was doing it.

                         LOUISE
          Oh, I don't know.  I'm just nervous.
          I gotta figure out what to do.

                         THELMA
          Well, when you figure it out, wake
          me up.

                         LOUISE
          Just what the hell is wrong with
          you?

Louise slams the closet door.  Thelma jumps.

                         THELMA
          What do you mean?

                         LOUISE
          Why are you actin' like this?

                         THELMA
          Actin' like what?!  How am I
          supposed to act?  'Scuse me for not
          knowing what to do after you blow
          somebody's head off!

They are silent for a moment.

                         LOUISE
          You could help me try and figure it
          out!  I gotta figure out what to do,
          and you could try and help me.

                         THELMA
          I suggested we go to the police, but
          you didn't like that; so, frankly,
          Louise, I'm all out of ideas.

                         LOUISE
          Well, what's the big rush, Thelma?
          If we just give 'em some time,
          they'll come to us...!  Oh Christ.
          I'm just not ready to go to jail
          yet.  Why don't you go out to the
          pool or something and I'll figure it
          out...

                         THELMA
          Give me the keys.

                         LOUISE
          You're not touchin' that car.

                         THELMA
          My stuff's in the trunk!  God!  You
          care more about that car than you do
          about most people.

                         LOUISE
          Most people just cause me trouble,
          but that car always gets me out of
          it.


INT.  POLICE GARAGE - DAY

Hal is at the police station where they're dusting the car
with Harlan all over it for prints.  Hal looks closely at
the back of the car.  He holds his hands over two sets of
hand prints.  He moves his hands to the outside of the
prints so as not to smear them, and puts his hands on the
car.  His face is one inch away from the trunk.  He sees a
very clear drop of blood.  It's different than any of the
other blood splatters on the car.  He calls the
identification technician over and points it out.

                         HAL
                  (pointing)
          What's that?

The I.D. TECH comes over and looks and shrugs his
shoulders.

                         I.D. TECH
          Blood?

                         HAL
          Whose?

                         I.D. TECH
          His, I guess...

Hal makes a face like he suddenly felt a slight toothache.
He stares at the guy.

                         HAL
          You guess?

Hal takes out a black sharpie and draws a circle around
the area of the black smudge and the drop of blood.  He
shakes his head slightly.


EXT.  MOTEL - DAY

Thelma comes out of the room and walks towards the pool.
She stops, then decides to go on to the pool.  She lies
down in a lounge chair facing the road.


INT.  MOTEL ROOM - DAY

Louise in the motel room.  She's looking at the phone.
She picks it up and dials it and watches herself in the
mirror.  She stares as if she's trying to see into
herself, see through herself.


EXT.  MOTEL POOL - DAY

Thelma arranges herself in a lounge chair, trying
desperately to feel like she's on vacation.


INT.  MOTEL ROOM - DAY

                         ANSWERING MACHINE (V.O.)
          Hi.  This is Jimmy.  I'm not here
          right now...

A VOICE interrupts the message:

                         JIMMY (V.O.)
          Hello!  I'm here.  Hang on a minute!

The machine switches OFF.


INT.  JIMMY'S APARTMENT - DAY

JIMMY, mid-30's, musician, is standing in the kitchen on
the phone.  He's not the type you'd expect Louise to like,
not quite straight-looking enough.

                         LOUISE (V.O.)
                  (on phone)
          Jimmy...


INT.  MOTEL ROOM - DAY

Louise is looking at herself on the phone in the mirror.
She is very choked up.

                         JIMMY (V.O.)
                  (on phone)
          Louise!  Where are you?  Are you
          alright?  Honey...

                         LOUISE
          Hi.  I'm okay.  How are you?  Long
          time no see.

                         JIMMY (V.O.)
          Louise, honey... Where are you?  You
          sound funny.

Louise is still looking at herself in the mirror, as if
she's never seen herself before.

                         LOUISE
          I am funny.  I'm real funny.

                         JIMMY (V.O.)
          Are you in town?  This sounds long
          distance.

                         LOUISE
          No, I'm out of town.  I'm in... I'm
          in real deep shit, Jimmy.  Deep shit
          Arkansas.

                         JIMMY (V.O.)
          Louise, just tell me what the hell
          is going on here!  I come back,
          nobody knows where you are.  Is
          Thelma with you?  Darryl's been
          callin' here every half-hour sayin'
          he's gonna kill you both when you
          get back, he's goin' nuts.  I don't
          envy her if she is.


EXT.  MOTEL POOL - DAY

Thelma at pool basking in the sun.


INT.  MOTEL ROOM - DAY

                         JIMMY (V.O.)
                  (on phone)
          Where'd y'all go?

                         LOUISE
          Fishing.  Look, Jimmy... I need you
          to help me.  This is serious.  I'm
          in trouble and I need you to help
          me.  Can you do that?


INT.  JIMMY'S APARTMENT - DAY

Jimmy is shocked by the gravity of her tone of voice.  He
realizes this is very serious.

                         JIMMY
          Yes, yes, darlin'.  I can help you.
          Tell me where you are.


INT.  MOTEL ROOM - DAY

Louise covers the mouthpiece with her hand.  She is trying
very hard not to cry.

                         LOUISE
          I have a savings account with about
          sixty-seven hundred dollars in it.
          Now I know you won't be able to get
          it out, but I'm good for it.  I need
          that money.  Can you wire me the
          sixty-seven hundred dollars and I'll
          pay you back?  Please, I'm
          desperate.

                         JIMMY (V.O.)
          What the fuck is going on?

                         LOUISE
          Something real bad has happened and
          I can't tell you what, just that
          it's bad and I did it and I can't
          undo it.  Can you help me?

                         JIMMY (V.O.)
          Of course.  Of course!  Where?  Can't
          I bring it to you?  For God's sake,
          baby, please, just tell me what's
          happened, what could possibly be so
          bad?

Louise sits on the edge of the bed.  She is looking at her
hand.

                         LOUISE
          Jimmy?

She takes the ring that she wears on her left hand and
turns it around backwards to make it look like a wedding
band.

                         LOUISE
          Do you love me?

                         JIMMY (V.O.)
          Christ, sure... yes!

                         LOUISE
          Wire it to the Western Union in
          Oklahoma City,


INT.  JIMMY'S APARTMENT - DAY

                         JIMMY
          You're in Oklahoma?!

                         LOUISE (V.O.)
          Not yet.

                         JIMMY
          Louise, let me call you back after I
          wire it, so you'll know which office
          to go to.

                         LOUISE (V.O.)
          Can't it go to any office?

                         JIMMY
          No, for that much money I have to
          tell them exactly which office.  I
          know, I've had to have money wired
          to me on the road.  And there has to
          be a code word or they won't give it
          to you.  I'll have to tell you the
          code.


INT.  MOTEL ROOM - DAY

                         LOUISE
          Tell me now.

                         JIMMY (V.O.)
          Call me back.

                         LOUISE
          Okay.  I'll call you back.  In an
          hour.  Don't tell Darryl.

                         JIMMY (V.O.)
          I know.  Call me back.  Louise, I
          love you, okay?

                         LOUISE
          Okay.


EXT.  MOTEL POOL - DAY

Thelma by the pool.  A car SCREECHES, a loud horn HONKS.

                         LOUISE
                  (bellowing)
          Come on, Thelma!  Get in the car!

Thelma bolts upright and grabs her sundress and dashes to
the car.  She jumps in over the door.  She's in a mild
state of shock.

                         THELMA
          Did you finish thinking?

                         LOUISE
          I think better when I drive.

Louise PEELS OUT of the parking lot.


INT.  POLICE STATION - MAJOR'S OFFICE - DAY

Hal is in the office talking to his superior.  He stands
in front of the desk with his hands in his pockets while
his MAJOR sits behind the desk looking troubled.

                         HAL
          All we know is there were two women
          in a green T-Bird convertible that
          turned left out of the parking lot,
          going real fast.  We're trying to
          get a make on the car, but nothin'
          yet.  So far, we got nothin'.

                         MAJOR
          Well, you'd best get something.
          Even if they didn't do it, it times
          out that they most likely witnessed
          it.  I want somebody to at least
          talk to 'em.  Put out an APB with a
          description and see what we get
          back.

                         HAL
          Alright.

                         MAJOR
          Is there any reason to believe
          they've left the state?

                         HAL
          That's certainly possible.

                         MAJOR
          Why don't we go ahead and let the
          bureau in on this.

                         HAL
          I have no problem with that.

                         MAJOR
          Somebody's butt is gonna bar-b-que.


EXT.  CAR - FARMLAND - DRIVING SHOT - DAY


INT.  CAR - DAY

                         THELMA
          Don't get mad, Louise, but where are
          we going?

                         LOUISE
          Oklahoma City.  Jimmy's gonna wire
          me some money, and then...

                         THELMA
          You talked to him?!  Is he mad?  Did
          you tell him?

                         LOUISE
          No, I didn't tell him.  And that's
          something we gotta get straight.
          Darryl's been callin', mad as a
          hornet, makin' all kinds of noise.
          When you talk to him, you cannot say
          anything about this.  You gotta make
          sure everything sounds normal.

                         THELMA
          I called the asshole at 4:00 in the
          morning and he wasn't even home.  I
          don't know what he's got to be mad
          about.  I'm the one who should be
          mad.

                         LOUISE
          I've been tellin' you that for the
          last ten years.

                         THELMA
          Do you think Darryl's having an
          affair?

                         LOUISE
          I don't think Darryl is mature
          enough to conduct an affair.

                         THELMA
          But you think he fools around.

                         LOUISE
          Thelma, I'm going to Mexico.  I
          think I can make it in two and a
          half days, but I'm going to have to
          haul ass.  Are you up to this?  I
          mean, I have to know.  This isn't a
          game.  I'm in deep shit.  I gotta
          know what you're gonna do.

                         THELMA
          I... I don't know.  I don't know
          what you're askin' me.

                         LOUISE
          Don't you fall apart on me.
          Goddamnit, Thelma.  Every time we
          get in trouble, you go blank or
          plead insanity or some such shit,
          and this time... Not this time.
          Everything's changed now... Now you
          can do whatever you want, but I'm
          going to Mexico.  I'm going.  Are you
          coming with me?

Thelma is staring down the road.  She does not answer.
Then:

                         THELMA
          I think he does.  Fool around.


EXT.  CAR - FARMLAND - DRIVING SHOT - DAY


INT.  POLICE STATION - INTERROGATION ROOM - DAY

TIGHT SHOT of an "indent-a-kit" likeness of Louise.  On a
table nearby lies a drawing strongly resembling Thelma.
Lena, the waitress, sits next to the plain-clothes cop who
holds the indent-a-kit.  Hal picks up the drawing and
studies it closely.


EXT.  SMALL COUNTRY TOWN - DAY

The T-Bird rolls into town.


EXT.  COUNTRY STORE - DAY

Louise and Thelma pull up in front of an old store, the
kind with a wooden front porch, the kind that sells bait
and flannel shirts.  They enter the store and see an OLD
MAN behind the counter.

                         LOUISE
          Do you have a pay phone?

                         OLD MAN
          'Round the side, by the restrooms.

Louise gets change while Thelma strolls around looking at
rubber worms and pickled pigs' feet.  Louise goes out to
the phone.


EXT.  PAY PHONE - DAY

Louise dropping change into the phone.  It RINGS and Jimmy
answers.


INT.  JIMMY'S APARTMENT - DAY

                         JIMMY
          Louise!


EXT.  PAY PHONE - DAY

                         LOUISE
          Is that how you answer the phone?

                         JIMMY (V.O.)
                  (on phone)
          I got it.  I was afraid I'd missed
          you.  I almost couldn't get a check
          cashed.  It's Saturday.

                         LOUISE
          Who did it?

                         JIMMY (V.O.)
          Friend of mine, owns a club.  Dickie
          Randall.  You'd know him if you saw
          him.  His brother was in your class.
          Terry.

                         LOUISE
          You didn't say what it was for, did
          you?

                         JIMMY (V.O.)
                  (on phone)
          No, honey.  I told him I was buyin'
          a car.  What is it for?

                         LOUISE
                  (not responding to
                   the question)
          Good.  That was good.  Where do I
          go?

                         JIMMY (V.O.)
                  (on phone)
          It's a place called Shaw's Siesta
          Motel.  The address is 1921 North
          East 23.  It's under your name.

                         LOUISE
          And what's the mysterious code word?

                         JIMMY (V.O.)
                  (on phone)
          Peaches.

                         LOUISE
          What?

                         JIMMY (V.O.)
          That's the code word.  I miss you,
          peaches.

Louise rolls her eyes and tries not to melt.

                         LOUISE
          Okay, Jimmy.  Thanks.

She puts her finger down on the receiver.


INT.  JIMMY'S APARTMENT - DAY

Jimmy is still holding the phone to his ear.

                         JIMMY
          Louise?


INT.  COUNTRY STORE - DAY

Thelma in store buying gum, beef jerky.  Next to the cash
register on the counter on display are those little tiny
bottles of liquor.  Thelma picks up a little bottle of
Wild Turkey and puts in on the counter.  The Old Man rings
it up.  She takes another one and puts it on the counter.
The Old Man is still ringing stuff up.

She takes two more and puts them on the counter.  She
takes the rest of the little bottles of Wild Turkey out of
the display and puts them on the counter.  She takes one
little bottle of Cuervo and puts it down on the counter,
too.  The Old Man finally looks at her.  From the wall
behind him, he takes a pint of Wild Turkey down.

                         OLD MAN
          Ma'am, are you sure you wouldn't
          rather have the large economy size?


EXT.  PAY PHONE - DAY

Louise is hanging up the phone.  She walks away towards
the front of the store.


EXT.  COUNTRY STORE - DAY

Thelma comes out of the front of the store.  The store is
at a crossroads with a fair amount of vehicular traffic.

                         LOUISE
          Go call Darryl.

Thelma is walking towards the car.  She puts her purse in
the front seat.  She looks at Louise.

                         THELMA
          Call him?

                         LOUISE
          Call him.  Don't tell him anything.
          Tell him you're having a wonderful
          time and you'll be home tomorrow
          night.

                         THELMA
          Will I be?

                         LOUISE
          I don't know.  I won't be.

Thelma and Louise look at each other while this sinks in.

THELMA

walks around to the side of the building to the phone.
She picks it up and dials.

                         THELMA
                  (into phone)
          Collect from Thelma.


EXT.  STOREFRONT - DAY

Louise goes into the store for a chocolate Yoohoo.


EXT.  PAY PHONE - DAY

                         THELMA
          Honey?


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - DAY

Darryl in the den of their house.  The room is a mess.
There are beer cans everywhere.  The large screen TV is
ON, showing a FOOTBALL GAME.  Darryl is in a recliner.  He
is wearing loud shorts, a V-necked T-shirt, and a couple
of necklaces and bracelets.

                         DARRYL
          Goddamnit, Thelma, where in the Sam
          Hill are you?!


EXT.  PAY PHONE - DAY

                         THELMA
          I'm... I'm with Louise.  We're in
          the mountains, we're...


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - DAY

                         DARRYL
                  (interrupting)
          What in the hell do you think you're
          doing?  Have you lost your goddamn
          mind?!  Is that it?  I leave for
          work and you take complete leave of
          your senses?


EXT.  PAY PHONE - DAY

                         THELMA
          Darryl... baby... Darryl, calm down
          now, honey.  Please don't get so
          mad.  I can explain...


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - DAY

Darryl is mad, but he's still watching the game.

                         DARRYL
          Hold on.  Hold on a minute, damnit.

He covers the mouthpiece and watches a play where "his
team" fumbles the ball.  This only makes him madder.  He
puts the phone back to his ear in time to hear Thelma say:

                         THELMA (V.O.)
          ... only for one day and we'll be
          back tomorrow night.

                         DARRYL
          No you won't.  You'll be back today.
          Now!  You get your ass back here,
          Thelma, now, Goddamnit.  Thelma, do
          you understand me?


EXT.  PAY PHONE - DAY

Thelma is trying not to cry.  She's trying to be strong.

                         THELMA
          Darryl, please... You're my husband,
          not my father, Darryl.


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - DAY

                         DARRYL
                  (interrupting)
          That does it!  That Louise is
          nothin' but a bad influence.  If
          you're not back here tonight,
          Goddamnit, Thelma... well, I just
          don't wanna say...

Neither one of them say anything for a moment.

                         DARRYL
          Thelma?


EXT.  PAY PHONE - DAY

                         THELMA
          Darryl.

                         DARRYL (V.O.)
          What?

                         THELMA
          Go fuck yourself.

She hangs up on him.


EXT.  COUNTRY STORE - DAY

Thelma has tears running down her face and she is watching
the ground as she storms back to the car.  So she makes a
loud grunt as she slams into someone that she did not see.
Both people are knocked back a few steps from the force of
the collision.

                         HITCHHIKER
          Whoa!  Excuse me!  Miss, are you
          alright?

Thelma nods her head "yes," but tears continue.  Her
crying is silent.

                         HITCHHIKER
          Is there anything I can do?

Thelma shakes her head "no." She tries to control her
tears.  She notices how blue his eyes are.

                         THELMA
          No.  Thanks.  Sorry.

THELMA

collects herself as she walks back to the car.  She gets
in and is drying her eyes, looking in the side mirror.  In
the mirror she sees the Hitchhiker come back around from
the side of the building.  He is several feet behind the
car, and she watches him as he removes his long-sleeved
shirt and stuffs it into his duffel bag.  Now he is just
in T-shirt and jeans.  He looks good.  Really good.  She
watches in the mirror as he picks up his stuff and heads
towards the road.  She can see him as he's walking.  He
stops.  He's thinking.  He heads over to the car.

                         HITCHHIKER
          Would you mind me asking which
          direction you and your friend are
          going?  I'm trying to get back to
          school and my ride fell through, so
          I'm kinda stuck.  Are you going my
          way?

Thelma doesn't know what to do.

                         THELMA
          Umm.  I think we're going to
          Oklahoma City.  But I'm not sure.

                         HITCHHIKER
          Do you think you could... I mean, I
          could help pay for gas.

Thelma knows Louise isn't going to like this.

                         THELMA
          Ummm.  Well, see, it's not really up
          to me.  It's not my car.  Umm, we'll
          have to ask my friend, but she'll
          probably say no.  She's a little
          uptight.

                         HITCHHIKER
          Well.  Maybe we better not ask her.
          But thank you anyway.

Now she wants him to come.  He starts to walk away from
the car.

                         THELMA
          Well, we can ask her.  That won't
          hurt.

Just then Louise comes out of the store.  She sees Thelma
talking to this guy and, for one moment, stops dead in her
tracks as she takes this in, then continues toward the
car.  Although her face is basically expressionless, we
see that it's possible she might kill Thelma.

                         THELMA
          Louise, this young man is on his way
          back to school and needs a ride, and
          I thought since...

                         LOUISE
          It's probably not a good idea.

                         THELMA
          Louise.

The Hitchhiker just nods and starts walking towards the
road.

                         HITCHHIKER
          Y'all have a nice day.  Drive safe.

The guy does seem really nice and Thelma is really
frustrated that Louise wouldn't give him a ride, but
decides not to confront her.

                         THELMA
          See how polite he is?  He was really
          nice.

Louise lowers the top and backs the car out.  They watch
him walk away.

Louise pulls out of the parking lot onto the road.  They
pass the Hitchhiker.  Thelma waves.

                         HITCHHIKER
                  (to Thelma)
          You cheer up now!

She turns around in the seat to continue waving.  He
smiles and waves.  They drive down the road.  TIGHT SHOT
of the Hitchhiker as the smile fades from his face.

                                            CUT TO:

INT.  CAR - DRIVING - DAY

Thelma looking sulky.

                         THELMA
          I wish we could've brought him with
          us.

                         LOUISE
          What did Darryl say?

                         THELMA
                  (sarcastically)
          He said "Okay, Thelma.  I just
          wanted to know you were alright.  I
          hope you're havin' a good time.  You
          sure deserve one after puttin' up
          with me all the time.  I love you,
          honey."

Louise doesn't say anything.

                         THELMA
          How long before we're in Goddamn
          Mexico?


INT.  POLICE STATION - DAY

Hal goes over a list of every registered green T-Bird in
the state.

INSERT - COMPUTER MONITOR

Names are scrolling by as Hal stares blankly at the
screen.  We see the name LOUISE ELIZABETH SAWYER scroll
past.  It means nothing to Hal.


INT.  CAR - DAY

It's twenty minutes later.  They are clear of the town.
Thelma is like a dog with a bone.  She just won't let it
drop.

                         THELMA
          I just don't see what it would hurt
          just to give somebody a ride.  Did
          you see his butt?  Darryl doesn't
          have a cute butt.  You could park a
          car in the shadow of his ass.

                         LOUISE
          I'm sorry.  I'm just not in the mood
          for company right now.  Here.  Take
          this map.  I need you to find all
          the secondary roads to Mexico from
          Oklahoma City.  I think we should
          stay off the interstates.  We're too
          conspicuous.

                         THELMA
                  (taking map)
          Well, it looks like we can get on
          this road 81 that heads down towards
          Dallas, then cut over to...

                         LOUISE
                  (interrupting)
          I don't want to go that way.  Find a
          way that we don't have to go through
          Texas.

                         THELMA
                  (looking at map)
          Wait.  What?  You want to go to
          Mexico from Oklahoma and you don't
          want to go through Texas?

                         LOUISE
          You know how I feel about Texas...
          We're not going that way.

                         THELMA
          I know, Louise, but we're running
          for our lives!  Don't you think you
          could make an exception just this
          once?!  I mean, look at the map.
          The only thing between Oklahoma and
          Mexico is Texas!

                         LOUISE
          Thelma!  I'm not gonna talk about
          this!  Now find another way or give
          me the goddamn map and I will!  You
          understand?

                         THELMA
          No, Louise.  How come you never said
          what happened?

Louise is completely unreasonable on this subject and
Thelma is totally puzzled by Louise's reaction but is
reluctant to press her further.

                         LOUISE
          I... I just... I just don't think
          it's the place I wanna get caught
          for doin' something like... if you
          blow a guy's head off with his pants
          down, believe me, Texas is the last
          place you wanna get caught!  Trust
          me!  Now, I said, I don't wanna talk
          about it!!

Louise looks very shaken up.  She keeps her eyes on the
road but she's holding the steering wheel so tightly, her
knuckles are white.  She does not look at Thelma.
Suddenly she reaches over and locks her door.  Thelma
flinches imperceptibly at this gesture.

                         THELMA
          Okay.  We'll go around Texas to get
          to Mexico.  This is crazy.


EXT.  ROAD - FARMLAND - DAY

Two Harley-Davidson bikes tool past, driven by a couple of
ex-hippies from the 60's.  The Hitchhiker is on the back
of one, and he waves to them as they go by.  Thelma waves
back enthusiastically.

                         THELMA
          I'll tell you what.  He is gooood
          lookin'.

Louise pops a TAPE into the cassette player.


EXT.  LOUISE'S APARTMENT COMPLEX - DAY

Hal walks up the sidewalk past a couple of elderly people
sitting outside, to the door of an apartment complex and
knocks.


INT.  LOUISE'S APARTMENT - DAY

VARIOUS SHOTS of Louise's empty apartment.

There are pictures of Louise and Thelma in high school.

The kitchen is spotless and nothing is out on the
counters.

HER BED

is unwrinkled, perfect, and next to it on her nightstand
is a picture of Jimmy and her in a small heart shaped
frame.

Everything is extremely neat and orderly.


EXT.  LOUISE'S APARTMENT COMPLEX - DAY

Hal is walking back down the sidewalk past the old people.
He stops, turns around and goes back to them.  We see him
stand and talk to them.

                                            OVER MUSIC:

INT.  CAR - DAY

Thelma and Louise are singing along with the MUSIC.

                         THELMA/LOUISE
                  (pointing)
          Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!


EXT.  CROSSROADS - DAY

Hitchhiker standing on the side of the road.  Thelma looks
at Louise pleadingly.  Louise's car pulls over and he hops
in the back seat.  An animated Thelma turns around
backwards in the front seat to face him.


INT./ EXT.  COFFEE SHOP - DAY

Hal walks into the coffee shop where Louise works.
VARIOUS SHOTS of him talking to other employees.  Albert,
waitress, etc.  Some cover their mouths as they recognize
police sketches of Louise and Thelma.  The Day Manager
comes over, looks at the pictures and talks to Hal.


INT.  CAR

Thelma passing out beef jerky and Wild Turkey to
Hitchhiker and Louise.


EXT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - DAY

Hal's unmarked detective car pulls up in front of Thelma's
house.  A Corvette, completely customized with everything,
sits in the driveway.


INT.  CAR

Hitchhiker leans over resting his chin on the back of the
front seat.

                         THELMA
          So J.D., what are you studying in
          school?

                         J.D.
          Human nature.  I'm majoring in
          behavioral science.

                         LOUISE
          And whaddya wanna be when ya grow
          up?

                         J.D.
          A waiter.

Louise laughs.  He has charmed her too.


EXT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - DAY

Hal is walking up the sidewalk as the front door flies
open to reveal a drunk Darryl in Hawaiian shorts,
necklaces and a beer can in his hand.


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - DAY

Hal and Darryl in den.  The TV DRONES in the b.g.
Pictures and papers are on the table.  TIGHT SHOT of
Darryl's face.

                         DARRYL
          What?!

                                            CUT TO:

INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - DEN - DAY

EXTREME CLOSEUP of Darryl's face.

                         DARRYL
          What?!!


EXT.  RURAL HIGHWAY - DAY

                         J.D.
                  (to Thelma)
          So how come you don't have any kids?

                         THELMA
          Darryl, that's my husband, he says
          he's not ready.  He's still too much
          of a kid himself.  He prides himself
          on being infantile.

                         LOUISE
          He's got a lot to be proud of.

                         THELMA
          Louise and Darryl don't get along.

                         LOUISE
          That's puttin' it mildly.

                         THELMA
          She thinks he's a pig.

                         LOUISE
          He's a real piece o' work.  I wish
          you could meet him.

                         J.D.
          Did you get married real young?

                         THELMA
          Twenty-four isn't young.  I'd
          already been goin' out with him ten
          years when we got married.  I've
          never been with anybody but Darryl.

                         J.D.
          Well, if you don't mind me sayin'
          so, he sounds like a real asshole.

                         THELMA
          It's okay.  He is an asshole.  Most
          of the time I just let it slide.

J.D. is looking down the road, way off in the distance.

                         J.D.
          Better slow down.  That's a cop.

Louise looks down the road and sees a highway patrol car
coming down the road towards them.  She does not look
alarmed but veers off the road into a "rest area" drive
that has trees and shrubs that obscure the view from the
road.

She glides along as the cop car passes on the other side
without seeing them.

Louise glides right back onto the road as if nothing
unusual has happened at all.  They realize they have not
been spotted.  J.D. and Louise look at each other.

                         J.D.
          Maybe you got a few too many parking
          tickets?

                         LOUISE
          We'll take you on to Oklahoma City,
          then you'd best be on your way.


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - DAY

Hal is on the phone to the FBI man.  Darryl is sitting on
a chair looking dazed.  Other law enforcement types roam
around the house.

                         HAL
          The prints on the trunk of the car
          match those of Thelma Dickinson.


INT.  FBI OFFICE - DAY

MAX STRATTON, an FBI MAN in his early forties, is looking
at the ident-a-kit drawings of Louise and Thelma.

                         MAX
          Well I'll be damned.  Isn't that
          strange.


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - DAY

                         HAL
          And the husband says a gun is
          missing.  She took a lot of stuff.
          It looks like she maybe planned on
          being gone a while.  The strange
          thing is, her husband said she would
          never touch that gun.  He got it for
          her 'cause he's out late a lot, but
          he said she'd never touch it,
          wouldn't learn to shoot it, just
          left it in a drawer for years.


INT.  FBI OFFICE - DAY

                         MAX
          What kind of gun was it?

                         HAL (V.O.)
          A .38.

                         MAX
          Right.  Where are they?


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - DAY

                         HAL
          We're lookin'.  They were on their
          way to some guy's cabin and they
          never showed up.  We're lookin'.  We
          hope you're lookin' too.


EXT.  FLATLANDS - ROAD - DUSK

The T-Bird barrels down the road at high speed.


EXT.  SHAW'S SIESTA MOTEL - DUSK

Louise, Thelma, and J.D. pull into the motel parking lot.

                         LOUISE
          I just gotta run in for a minute.

Louise looks at J.D. in the back seat and takes the keys
out of the ignition.

                         LOUISE
          You two better go on and say your
          goodbyes.

Louise gets out of the car and goes inside.


INT.  MOTEL OFFICE - NIGHT

An older WOMAN behind the counter is looking at a computer
screen.

                         LOUISE
          Louise Elizabeth Sawyer.  Are you
          sure?

                         WOMAN
          Nothin'.  Nothin' came in today at
          all.

Louise turns and sees Thelma crawl over into the back seat
with J.D.

                         LOUISE
          Nothing under peaches?  Check again
          under peaches.

                         WOMAN
          Naw, nothin' under peaches neither.

A MAN comes up behind Louise and stands close behind her.

                         MAN (JIMMY)
          Did you say Peaches?!  Why that's
          the secret word!  Show her what
          she's won, Don.

He drops an envelope in front of her.  Louise is startled
and turns around quickly.

                         JIMMY
          Hey, peaches.

                         LOUISE
          Oh my God!  Jimmy!  You... Oh my
          God!  What are you doin' here?

                         JIMMY
                  (to Woman)
          Can we get another room?  Just put
          it on my credit card.

The Woman hands them a key.

                         WOMAN
          'Round to the back.


EXT.  MOTEL PARKING LOT - NIGHT

Louise and Jimmy walk outside and catch Thelma sitting
very close to J.D.  Thelma sees Jimmy and is so startled
she screams and involuntarily slams herself across the
back seat to the other side of the car.  She tries to look
nonchalant.

                         THELMA
          Jimmy!  Hello, stranger.  What in
          the world are you doin' here?

                         JIMMY
          Ask me no questions, I'll tell you
          no lies.

                         THELMA
          Good answer.  Same goes double for
          me.

                         JIMMY
          Who's your friend?

J.D. is climbing out of the car, looking very
uncomfortable.

                         THELMA
          This is J.D.  He's a student.  We're
          just givin' him a ride to... to
          here.  Louise said we could bring
          him here and then he'd have to go.
          And that's what he's doin'.  He's
          goin'.  Aren't you, J.D.?

                         J.D.
          Yup.  Thanks for the ride.  You all
          take care.

He quickly turns and walks away toward the road.

                         THELMA
                  (watching him)
          Yup.  That's him goin'.  I love to
          watch him go.

                         LOUISE
                  (to Jimmy)
          Thelma kinda took to him.

Jimmy is smiling.

                         JIMMY
                  (to Thelma)
          Well, come on, gal, I got you a
          room.  You can go on in and take a
          nice cold shower.

                         THELMA
          Don't mind me, Jimmy, I'm just a
          wild woman.

                         JIMMY
          I always knew that.

                         THELMA
          A regular outlaw.

Louise shoots Thelma a look.  The three of them drive
around to the back of the motel.  Thelma turns and looks
at the road.  J.D. is standing there.  He blows her a
kiss.


EXT.  MOTEL ROOM - NIGHT

They stop in front of the motel rooms and the three of
them climb out of the car.

                         LOUISE
          Let me just go in and freshen up for
          a minute.  I need to wash my face,
          you know.

Thelma is taking their luggage out of the trunk.

                         JIMMY
          Okay, honey.  I don't want to rush
          you.  I just wanna talk to you
          and...
                  (whispering)
          ... be alone with you.  I'll just be
          in my room, 115, you just come on
          down when you're ready.

Jimmy helps carry the luggage to Thelma's room.  He stops
at the door.

                         JIMMY
          I'll be waiting.

Louise smiles at him quizzically as if she can't believe
he's acting this way.  He turns on his heel and slinks
away.

                         THELMA
          I don't care what you say about him.
          The boy has got it bad.

                         LOUISE
          He's always got it bad as long as
          I'm running in the other direction.
          Don't be fooled, he's no different
          than any other guy.  He knows how to
          chase and that's it.  Once he's
          caught you, he don't know what to
          do.  So he runs away.

                         THELMA
          I heard that.


INT.  MOTEL ROOM - NIGHT

They close the door to their room.  Louise sets the
envelope of money on the table.

                         LOUISE
                  (indicating envelope)
          Our future.

Louise gets her purse and starts taking out her makeup.
She stands very close to the mirror.  She is putting on
lip liner.  Thelma is watching.

                         THELMA
          So what are you gonna tell him?

                         LOUISE
          Nothing.  I'm not gonna tell him a
          thing.  The least I can do is not
          make him an accessory any more than
          he already is.

                         THELMA
          You are so sweet to that guy, you
          really are.  Imagine not wanting to
          drag him into this.  He is a lucky
          man.

Louise is still putting on her makeup, making sure it's
perfect.

                         LOUISE
          I didn't ask him to come!  It's like
          I said, Thelma, he just loves the
          chase.

                         THELMA
          Well boy, he's got his work cut out
          for him now, don't he?

                         LOUISE
          Put a lid on it, Thelma!  It's hard
          enough as it is.  Just let me get
          this part over with.  Now stay here
          and guard the money.  If there's any
          problem I'm in room 115.

                         THELMA
          I won't wait up.

Louise turns to face Thelma.

                         LOUISE
          How do I look?

                         THELMA
          You're a vision, Louise, a goddamn
          vision of loveliness, you always
          are.

                         LOUISE
          Have another drink, Thelma.

Louise walks out the door.

                         THELMA
          Good idea.


EXT.  MOTEL ROOM - NIGHT

It's raining out.  Louise goes to Jimmy's room.

Louise knocks on the door to room 115.  The door opens
slightly and one red rose pops out.

                         LOUISE
          Hello...

                         JIMMY
                  (in a falsetto voice)
          Who is it?

                         LOUISE
          It's me.

The following eleven roses are held out the door, then
Louise is yanked inside and we hear her shriek with
LAUGHTER.


INT.  THELMA'S MOTEL ROOM - EVENING

Thelma has taken a shower and is dressed in cut-offs and a
T-shirt.  Her hair is still damp but she looks better than
she did when she arrived.  Thelma is fixing a drink of
Wild Turkey and Diet 7-Up in one of the motel room
glasses.  There is a KNOCK on the door.  She stops what
she is doing and is completely still.

                         THELMA
          Louise?

Another KNOCK.

                         THELMA
          Louise, is that you?

                         J.D. (O.S.)
                  (through the door)
          Thelma?  It's me.

Thelma opens the door and there stands J.D., soaking wet
from the rain pouring down behind him.

                         J.D.
          I just thought I... I know I'm
          supposed to be gone, but...

He's kind of looking over towards the road.  He's still
slightly shy.

                         J.D.
          I'm not havin' much luck gettin' a
          ride.

He notices looking past her into the room that Louise
isn't there.  Thelma just stands there looking at him.

                         J.D.
          Well, I guess I'd better...

                         THELMA
          Wait...!  Um, where ya going?

                         J.D.
          I don't know.  Nowhere.  What are
          you doin'?

                         THELMA
          I don't know.  Nothin'.  Took a
          shower.

                         J.D.
          That sounds nice.

                         THELMA
          Well, you wanna use the shower?

You can tell he does want to but doesn't want to say so.
So instead he just kind of stands there with a reticent
grin on his face.

                         J.D.
          Oh.  I... where's Louise?

                         THELMA
          She's off with Jimmy, that's her
          boyfriend.

                         J.D.
          That's lonely for you, I guess.  I
          always think of motel rooms as
          lonely.

Thelma pretends like she's had a lot of experience with
this sort of thing.

                         THELMA
                  (letting him in the
                   door)
          Oh, yes, well, they can be.


INT.  JIMMY'S ROOM - NIGHT

Jimmy is pouring champagne into Louise's glass.  There are
a dozen roses in a vase on the table.  He pours for
himself as he sits as close to Louise as possible.

                         JIMMY
          Now, my little coconut, what seems
          to be the trouble here?  Tell Daddy
          everything.

                         LOUISE
                  (cringing)
          Jimmy, my daddy's still alive and it
          kind of gives me the creeps when you
          do that...

                         JIMMY
          Okay, okay, just tell me what's the
          trouble.

Louise just looks at him for a minute.

                         LOUISE
          Jimmy, I'm not gonna tell ya what
          the trouble is.  Someday soon you'll
          understand why I can't.  But I won't
          tell ya, so don't ask me.

Jimmy is once again shocked by how serious she is.

                         JIMMY
                  (almost at a loss
                   for words)
          Okay, peaches, okay.  But can I ask
          you one thing?

                         LOUISE
          Maybe.

                         JIMMY
          Does it have something to do with
          another guy?  Are you in love with
          him?

                         LOUISE
          It's nothin' like that.

                         JIMMY
                  (exploding)
          Then what?!  What, goddamnit,
          Louise!  Where the fuck are you
          going?  Are you just leaving for
          fucking ever?  What, did you fuckin'
          murder somebody or what?!

Louise spills her champagne.

                         LOUISE
          Stop it!  Stop it, Jimmy, or I'll
          leave right now.  I'm not kiddin'!

                         JIMMY
                  (calming down)
          Alright, alright.  I'm sorry.

They both take a second to regain their composure.

                         JIMMY
          Can I just ask you one other thing?

                         LOUISE
          Maybe.

Jimmy pulls a little black box out of his pocket.

                         JIMMY
          Will you wear this?

He hands Louise the box.  She opens it and it is a diamond
ring.  Louise is flabbergasted.

                         JIMMY
          Will you at least see how it fits?

                         LOUISE
          Jimmy... it's beautiful!

                         JIMMY
          You didn't see that one comin', did
          ya?


INT.  THELMA'S MOTEL ROOM - NIGHT

J.D. is out of the shower standing in front of the mirror
wearing only his jeans, the top button of which is still
undone and no shirt.  He has an incredible physique.  He
also has a tattoo on his shoulder of the homemade variety.
Thelma has gone and bought cheese crackers and peanuts
from a vending machine and is into her second Wild Turkey
and 7-Up.  She sits on the bed, watching him in the
mirror.  He definitely looks better with his shirt off.
She suddenly feels awkward and stands up.

                         THELMA
          You wanna drink?


INT.  JIMMY'S MOTEL ROOM - NIGHT

Louise has the engagement ring on her finger.  It's really
beautiful.

                         JIMMY
          So whaddya think.  I mean... I
          could... uh... get a job.  Of some
          kind.  I mean you've been tellin' me
          that for years, right?

                         LOUISE
          Why now, Jimmy?

                         JIMMY
                  (this is hard for
                   him)
          'Cause, Louise.  I don't want to
          lose you.  And for some reason I get
          the feelin' you're about to split.
          Permanently.

Louise doesn't know how to respond.  She struggles for a
reply.

                         LOUISE
          Jimmy, we've gone all these years...
          we never made it work.  We're not
          gonna be able to just... I'm not...
          What kind of job, honey?  Can you
          see it.  I can't.

Jimmy doesn't answer right away.  He's trying to see it.

                         JIMMY
          I'm the one... I never made it work.
          I just... It's not that I don't love
          you.  It's not that.  I just never
          thought I'd be thirty-six years old
          and I never thought... I don't know
          what I thought.  What do you want,
          darlin'.  What do you want me to do.

                         LOUISE
          I don't know.  It doesn't even
          matter anymore.  I just want you to
          be happy... It's not that I don't
          love you either.  But Jimmy, your
          timing couldn't be worse.

Jimmy does not really understand why this is happening.

                         JIMMY
          Are you just doin' this to punish
          me?

                         LOUISE
          Believe me, the last thing I want is
          for you to get punished.


INT.  THELMA'S MOTEL ROOM - NIGHT

Thelma has poured a drink for J.D. who's sitting on the
edge of the bed.  She walks over and hands it to him and
as she does, he takes the drink with one hand and her hand
with the other.  He sets the drink down on the nightstand
and holds her hand with both of his.  He closely studies
her wedding ring.  He suddenly looks up at her and gazes
at her just as intently.  He slowly shakes his head as he
removes her ring as if to say, "This is not right for you.
This isn't going to work."  He looks at the ring as he
moves it through space finally stopping when the ring is
directly over his drink.  He drops it in.  He looks back
at Thelma and smiles as if to say, "There.  Now don't you
feel better?"  He smartly kisses her hand.


INT.  JIMMY'S ROOM - NIGHT

Louise and Jimmy are sitting on the edge of the bed.
Jimmy has put the ring on her finger and they both are
looking at it, as Jimmy holds her hand in his.  They both
ponder it.

                         JIMMY
          It does look good.


INT.  THELMA'S ROOM - NIGHT

J.D. is standing on the dresser with a towel tied around
his neck like a cape.
                         J.D.
          Faster than a speeding green T-Bird,
          able to leap tall babes in a single
          bound...

He leaps from the dresser and flies across the room
landing on the bed, straddling Thelma.

                         J.D.
                  (in his deep man's
                   voice)
          Hi.  Could I interest you in some
          Fuller brushes?

Thelma has not stopped laughing since he came in the room.
He is the greatest guy she's ever seen.  He is sniffing
her neck like a dog.

                         THELMA
                  (giggling)
          Stop, stop, stop!

Thelma tries to catch her breath.

                         THELMA
          Who are you?

J.D. attacks her again.

                         J.D.
          I am the great and powerful Oz...

                         THELMA
          J.D.!  Just tell me.  I know you're
          not some schoolboy.  Now come on,
          nobody ever tells me shit.

                         J.D.
          I'm just some guy.  A guy whose
          parole officer is probably having a
          shit fit right about now.

Thelma gasps.

                         THELMA
          What?!  Parole officer?  You mean
          you're a criminal?

                         J.D.
          Well, not anymore, Thelma, except
          for bustin' parole, I haven't done
          one wrong thing.

                         THELMA
          What did ya do?

                         J.D.
          I'm a robber.

                         THELMA
          You're a bank robber?

                         J.D.
          Nope.  I've never robbed a bank.

                         THELMA
          What?

                         J.D.
          Well, I robbed a gas station once,
          and I robbed a couple of liquor
          stores, and some convenience stores.
          And that's it.

                         THELMA
          How?

                         J.D.
          Well, I was just down on my luck and
          it seemed like somethin' I was good
          at so I...

                         THELMA
                  (interrupting)
          No, I mean how would you do it?  Do
          you just sneak in real fast or hide
          out till the store closes or what?

                         J.D.
          Naw, honey, that would be burglary.
          I never got arrested for burglary.
          Burglary's for chicken shits.  If
          you're gonna rob someone, ya just
          have to go right on up to 'em and do
          it.  Just take the money.  That's
          robbery.  That's a whole 'nother
          deal.

                         THELMA
          Tell me.

                         J.D.
          Well, first you pick your place,
          see, then I'd just sit back and
          watch it for awhile.  Ya gotta wait
          for just the right moment, which is
          something you know instinctively,
          that can't be taught.  Then I'd
          waltz on in...

J.D. jumps up and picks up a hair dryer and holds it like
a gun.  He starts acting it out.

                         J.D.
          And I'd say, "Alright, ladies and
          gentlemen, let's see who'll win the
          prize for keepin' their cool.  Simon
          says everybody lie down on the
          floor.  If nobody loses their head,
          then nobody loses their head.  You
          sir... You do the honors.  Just
          empty that cash into this bag and
          you'll have an amazing story to tell
          all your friends.  If not, you'll
          have a tag on your toe.  You decide."
          Then I'd split.  Simple.

                         THELMA

          My gosh, you sure gentlemanly about
          it.

                         J.D.
          I've always believed if done right,
          armed robbery doesn't have to be a
          totally unpleasant experience.

                         THELMA
          God.  You're a real live outlaw!

                         J.D.
          I may be the outlaw, but you're the
          one stealin' my heart.

                         THELMA
          And smooth, boy, you are smooth.

They kiss passionately.

                         THELMA
          You're kinda the best thing that's
          happened to me in a long time.

                         J.D.
          You're a little angle, you are.

J.D. turns out the light.


INT.  JIMMY'S ROOM - NIGHT

Louise and Jimmy are wrapped in each other's arms, quietly
making love.  Through this, Jimmy is ardent.

                         JIMMY
          Louise?  I think you are so damn
          beautiful.  I mean that.  I always
          have.

She smiles.  Completely.

                         LOUISE
                  (whispering)
          I think you're beautiful too.


EXT.  SIESTA MOTEL - DAWN

MONTAGE of early morning staff, a truck driver climbing
into his cab with a silver thermos, squirrels hopping
around on the ground.


INT.  SIESTA COFFEE SHOP - DAWN

TIGHT SHOT of coffee beginning to drip into an empty
coffee pot.  Louise and Jimmy are sitting in a booth, both
on the same side.  They are both playing with their
wedding rings.

                         JIMMY
          Don't worry darlin'.  I'll say I
          never found you.  I'll say anything
          you want.  We'll find a way to get
          you out of this, whatever it is.

                         LOUISE
          Damn, Jimmy, did you take a pill
          that makes you say all the right
          stuff?

                         JIMMY
          I'm choking on it.

They sit for a minute.

                         JIMMY
          Honey?  Ummm... Do you want me to
          come with you?

They look at each other, into each other and Jimmy can see
that Louise is already gone.  Louise is really touched
that he asked her that but she knows it's impossible.  She
is very kind to him.

                         LOUISE
          Oh... now... it's probably not such
          a good idea right now.   I'll...
          catch up with you later, on down the
          road.

In her hand she's been holding the ring in the black box.
She puts it on the table and slides it back to him.  He
stops her, suddenly.  He covers her hand with his.

                         JIMMY
          You keep this!

Jimmy is trying not to seem upset, so he's completely
still.  A taxi pulls up outside.

                         LOUISE
          Your taxi's here.

Jimmy pulls her to him and kisses her so passionately that
employees in the coffee shop look away.  A cook fans
himself with a spatula.  The taxi driver, who can see in,
looks at his watch.

                         JIMMY
          Are you happy, Louise?  I just want
          you to be happy.

Louise looks at her hand and Jimmy's hand.

                         LOUISE
          I'm happy, sweetie.  Happy as I can
          be.

Jimmy gets up and leaves the coffee shop.  Louise watches
him go.  A WAITRESS comes over and fills her coffee cup.

                         WAITRESS
          Good thing he left when he did.  We
          thought we were gonna have to put
          out a fire.

The Waitress chuckles and the other waitresses do too.
Louise waves to Jimmy in the back of the cab.  The cab
driver winks at her.  She smiles to herself.


INT.  THELMA'S MOTEL ROOM - MORNING

The room is totally trashed.  J.D. and Thelma are both
asleep, naked and hanging off either side of the bed.
J.D. starts to stir...


INT.  HAL'S BEDROOM - MORNING

Hal is in bed with is WIFE.  He has to get up.  He is
holding his wife in his arms.

                         HAL
          Honey?

                         SARAH
          Yes, baby?

                         HAL
          Do you think you could ever shoot
          someone?

                         SARAH
          What?

                         HAL
          Do you think you could ever think of
          a set of circumstances that would
          just cause you to haul off and shoot
          someone?

                         SARAH
          I could shoot your cousin Eddie.

                         HAL
          Why?

                         SARAH
          Because he's an inconsiderate
          asshole.

                         HAL
          I'm asking you seriously, Sarah, a
          stranger?

                         SARAH
          I don't know, honey.  I guess it
          would depend.

                         HAL
          On what?

                         SARAH
                  (trying to picture
                   it)
          Well, maybe if they were trying to
          hurt you or one of the kids.  I'm
          sure I could shoot someone if they
          tried to hurt one of the children.

                         HAL
          Yeah, I could too.  But... I don't
          know why I'm even asking you this.
          It's just... we can't place anybody
          at the scene but these two gals that
          everybody swears is sweet as pie.
          I don't know.  I keep hearing words
          -- impossible -- inconceivable.  If
          just one person would say...

                         SARAH
          Honey.  Nothing's impossible.  You
          just don't shoot someone like that
          for no reason.  Maybe he was askin'
          for it.  Anyway, somebody's husband
          probably got ol' Harlan.

                         HAL
          That's what everybody says.  Only
          problem is nobody's husband was
          unaccounted for that night... Could
          you shoot Eddie in the face?  At
          point blank range?

                         SARAH
                  (thinking)
          In the leg.

                         HAL
                  (getting up)
          I gotta go to Little Rock.


INT.  COFFEE SHOP - MORNING

Louise is sitting in the booth by herself.  Thelma comes
hurrying by.  She looks disheveled but is grinning like an
idiot.  She sees Louise and charges into the coffee shop.
Her energy and volume is several notches higher than the
rest of the people in the coffee shop.  There are a couple
more customers in there now.  Thelma slides into the booth
seated directly across from Louise.

                         THELMA
          Hi.

She is shocked by Thelma's appearance.

                         LOUISE
          What happened to your hair?

                         THELMA
          Nothing.  It got messed up.

Louise is studying Thelma closely as Thelma squirms in her
seat, barely able to contain herself.

                         LOUISE
          What's wrong with you?

                         THELMA
          Nothing.  Why?  Do I seem different?

                         LOUISE
          Yes, now that you mention it.  You
          seem crazy.  Like you're on drugs.

                         THELMA
          Well, I'm not on drugs.  But I might
          be crazy.

                         LOUISE
                  (shaking her head)
          I don't think I wanna hear what
          you're gonna tell me.

Thelma is just about to shriek when the Waitress comes
over and puts a coffee cup on the table and pours some.
Thelma gets a grip on herself for a moment then loses it
as the Waitress goes away.

                         THELMA
          Oh my God, Louise!!!  I can't
          believe it!  I just really can't
          believe it!  I mean... whoa!

Thelma is just laughing hysterically.  Louise suddenly
understands.

                         LOUISE
          Oh, Thelma.  Oh, no.

                         THELMA
          I mean I finally understand what all
          the fuss is about.   This is just a
          whole 'nother ball game!

                         LOUISE
          Thelma, please get a hold of
          yourself.  You're making a
          spectacle.

                         THELMA
          You know, Louise, you're supposed to
          be my best friend.  You could at
          least be a little bit happy for me.
          You could at least pretend to be
          slightly happy that for once in my
          life I have a sexual experience that
          isn't completely disgusting.

                         LOUISE
          I'm sorry.  I am happy.  I'm very
          happy for you.  I'm glad you had a
          good time.  It's about time.  Where
          is he now?

                         THELMA
          Taking a shower.

                         LOUISE
          You left that guy alone in the room?

Louise is getting a bad feeling.  She is already standing
up putting money on the table.

                         LOUISE
          Where's the money, Thelma?

Thelma has forgotten all about the money.

                         THELMA
          Ummm... it's on the table.  It's
          okay.

They are both leaving the restaurant now.  As they hit the
door they both break into a full run.

                         THELMA
          I don't remember.


EXT.  MOTEL PARKING LOT - DAY

They run across the parking lot around the back to the
room.  The door is ajar and no one is in the room.  Louise
goes in and Thelma stays outside the door.

                         THELMA
          Goddamnit!  I've never been lucky!
          Not one time!

Louise comes back outside.  She doesn't say anything.  She
is stoic, fighting tears.

                         THELMA
          Shit.  That little sonofabitch
          burgled me.  I don't believe it.

Louise sits down on the sidewalk in front of the room.
Thelma comes and sits beside her.  Neither one says
anything for a moment.

                         THELMA
          Louise?  Are you okay?

Louise shakes her head no.

                         THELMA
          Louise... It's okay.  Louise?  I'm
          sorry.  I mean it.

Louise has seen the end of the tunnel and there is no
light.

                         LOUISE
          It's not okay, Thelma.  It's
          definitely not okay.  None of this
          is okay.  What are we going to do
          for money?  What are we gonna buy
          gas with?  Our good looks?  I
          mean... Goddamn, Thelma!

Louise quietly starts to fall apart.  This causes Thelma
to leap into action.

                         THELMA
          Come on.  Stand up!  Don't you worry
          about it.  I'll take care of it.
          Just don't you worry about it.  Get
          your stuff.

Louise is still sitting on the sidewalk.

                         THELMA
          Come on!  Damnit, get your stuff and
          let's get out of here!

Louise slowly gets to her feet.

                         THELMA
          Move!
                  (to herself)
          Jesus Christ, take your damn time.

Thelma is hauling stuff out of the car.


EXT.  MOTEL PARKING LOT - MORNING

TIGHT SHOT of rear wheel of green T-Bird LAYING RUBBER out
of the motel parking lot.  Thelma and Louise, both looking
a little rougher than we've seen so far, drive away.


EXT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - DAY

Hal, FBI Man, various other police and detective types,
pull up in front of the house.  The front door swings open
and there stands Darryl looking like he's been shot out of
a cannon.


EXT.  STREET - DAY

Louise and Thelma pull into a convenience store.


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - DAY

Police are tapping the phones, dusting for prints, etc.,
while Darryl sits motionless in his recliner with a dull
expression on his face.

                         HAL
                  (to Darryl)
          As you know, we've tapped your
          phone.  In the event that she calls
          in.

Max comes up and joins them as they walk down the hallway.

                         MAX
          We're going to leave someone here at
          the house in the event that she
          calls in.  Someone will be here
          until we find them.

                         HAL
          The important thing is not to let on
          that you know anything.  We want to
          try and find out where they are.
          Now I don't want to get too
          personal, but do you have a good
          relationship with your wife?  Are
          you close with her?

                         DARRYL
          Yeah, I guess.  I mean, I'm about as
          close as I can be with a nut case
          like that.

                         MAX
          Well, if she calls, just be gentle.
          Like you're happy to hear from her.
          You know, like you really miss her.
          Women love that shit.


EXT.  CONVENIENCE STORE - DAY

Thelma and Louise are sitting in the car.  They've put all
their money together.

                         LOUISE
          Eighty-eight dollars ain't gonna
          make a dent, baby girl.

                         THELMA
                  (getting out of the
                   car)
          Don't worry about it.  You want
          anything?

                         LOUISE
          No.

Thelma marches off to the store.  Louise puts a tape in
the deck and is listening to loud R&B MUSIC.  She checks
herself in the rearview mirror.  She takes her lipstick
out and is about to put it on.  She makes eye contact with
herself and, instead, throws it out the window, closes her
eyes and leans her head back on the seat.  She's in a
world of shit.

Thelma comes trotting out of the store and jumps into the
car.

                         THELMA
                  (breathless)
          Drive!

Louise looks at her.

                         THELMA
          Drive!  Drive away!

                         LOUISE
                  (driving away)
          What happened?

Thelma opens her purse and exposes a bag full of bills.

                         LOUISE
          What?  You robbed the store?  You
          robbed the Goddamn store?!

Thelma shrieks with excitement.  Louise is completely
stunned.

                         THELMA
          Well!  We needed the money!  It's
          not like I killed anybody, for God's
          sake.

Louise shoots her a look.  She puts the car in gear and
FLOORS it out of the parking lot.  She is still looking at
Thelma as if she has completely lost her mind.

                         THELMA
          I'm sorry.  Well, we need the money.
          Now we have it.

                         LOUISE
          Oh shit, Thelma!!  Shit!  Shit!
          Shit!

                         THELMA
                  (sternly)
          Now you get a grip, Louise!  Just
          drive us to Goddamn Mexico, will ya!

                         LOUISE
          Okay.  Shit, Thelma!  What'd you do?
          I mean, what did you say?

                         THELMA
          Well, I just...


INT.  POLICE STATION - INTERROGATION ROOM - DAY

Hal, Max, various other cops, and Darryl all watch as TV
plays back VCR TAPE of Thelma in the convenience store
pulling a gun.  In perfect lip sync is:

                         THELMA (V.O.)
          Alright, ladies and gentleman, let's
          see who'll win the prize for keepin'
          their cool.  Everybody lie down on
          the floor.  If nobody loses their
          head, then nobody loses their
          head...

TIGHT SHOT of Darryl's face going deeper and deeper into a
state of shock.  TIGHT SHOTS of Hal, Max, etc., all
looking intently at the screen.

VIDEO IMAGE of Thelma boldly ordering cashier to fill her
purse with money.  As he's loading the purse with bills,
she's taking beef jerky from the display and putting it in
there, too, while she points the gun at the cashier.

                         THELMA (V.O.)
                  (videotape playback)
          You, sir... You do the honors.  Just
          empty that cash into this bag and
          you'll have an amazing story to tell
          all your friends.  If not, you'll
          have a tag on your toe.  You decide.

                                            CUT TO:

INT.  CAR - DAY

Thelma and Louise in car, driving.

                         LOUISE
                  (incredulous)
          Holy shit.

                                            CUT TO:

INT.  POLICE STATION - INTERROGATION ROOM - DAY

TIGHT SHOT:

                         DARRYL
          Jesus Christ.

TIGHT SHOT:

                         MAX
          Good God.

TIGHT SHOT:

                         HAL
                  (wearily)
          My Lord.


EXT.  DRIVING SHOT - DAY

                         LOUISE
          Holy shit.

                         THELMA
          Lemme see the map.

Louise throws the map across the front seat at Thelma and
FLOORS it.

                                            FADE TO BLACK.

FADE IN:

INT.  JIMMY'S APARTMENT BUILDING - DAY

Jimmy is entering the apartment building, carrying his
overnight bag.  Two men are sitting on the stairs.  They
stand as he comes in.  They are plainclothes police.  They
show their badges.  He leaves with them.


EXT.  ROAD - TIGHT SHOT - J.D.'S BACKSIDE - DAY

made only more prominent by the bulging wallet in his back
right pocket.

J.D. is walking down the road and continues to walk as an
Oklahoma State Patrol car pulls up alongside him.  He
smiles and gives a friendly wave as they cruise along
slowly beside him.  We can see the cop nearest him
talking, and then we see J.D. stop walking and set down
his duffel bag.  He reaches for his wallet.  It's clear
that they have asked for some I.D.


EXT.  RURAL ROAD - DAY

Louise is driving.  They fly past a kid on his bike on a
long gravel driveway.  He watches them.  A huge cloud of
dust blows up as they pass him.  He turns and rides his
bike down the driveway towards the house.


INT.  CAR - DAY

                         THELMA
          Louise, you'd better slow down.
          I'll just die if we get caught over
          a speeding ticket.

Louise looks at the speedometer touching 80 mph and lets
her foot off the gas.  Louise is looking a little nervous.

                         LOUISE
          For the first time in my life, I
          wish this car wasn't green.

                         THELMA
          Are you sure we should be driving
          like this?  In broad daylight and
          everything?

                         LOUISE
          No we shouldn't, but I want to put
          some distance between us and the
          scene of our last Goddamn crime!

                         THELMA
          Oooooweee!!  You shoulda seen me!
          Like I'd been doin' it all my life!
          Nobody would ever believe it.

                         LOUISE
          You think you've found your calling?

                         THELMA
          Maybe.  Maybe.  The call of the
          wild!

Thelma howls like a dog and drinks a little bottle of Wild
Turkey.

                         LOUISE
          You're disturbed.

                         THELMA
          Yes!  I believe I am!


INT.  POLICE STATION - INTERROGATION ROOM - DAY

Jimmy is in a small room with Hal, Max, other cops,
looking stunned.

                         JIMMY
          I swear to God, she wouldn't tell me
          one thing!  Christ!  You oughta try
          to find that kid that was with 'em.

                         HAL
          Tell us about him.

                         JIMMY
          Just some young guy.  Around twenty
          years old.  Dark hair.

Jimmy is really upset and has to really struggle to
control himself.

                         JIMMY
                  (trying to remember
                   him)
          They said they'd picked him up along
          the way.  He was a student.  But he
          didn't look right.  But he left when
          they got to the motel.

                         MAX
          Do you understand that you may be
          facing an accessory charge?

                         HAL
          This is serious, son.  A man is
          dead.

                         JIMMY
          I know!  I'd tell you if I knew!
          Goddamn!  I know something happened,
          or she wouldn't have left.  I'm
          trying to remember everything!  Find
          that fucking kid.  He probably knows
          something.


EXT.  DRIVING SHOT - DAY

Thelma and Louise are in the car.  Thelma is taking empty
little Wild Turkey bottles out of her purse and throwing
them out the window.

                         LOUISE
          So what's the plan, Thelma?  You just
          gonna stay drunk?

                         THELMA
          Try to.

                         LOUISE
          Litterbug.

They come ROARING up on a semi-tanker carrying gas.  We
see their FISH-EYE REFLECTIONS in the shiny tanker.

The mud flaps are the shiny silhouettes of naked women
that Thelma and Louise saw earlier.  The truck is going
slower than they are.

                         LOUISE
          Aw, great.  This always happens.
          Whenever you're in a hurry.

She noses out to see if she can pass, but there's a car
coming.  The car passes and the truck HONKS.  The truck
driver's arm comes out his window and waves them past.

                         THELMA
          Isn't that nice?  Truck drivers are
          always so nice.  The best drivers on
          the road.

As they get next to the truck, the truck driver is smiling
and waving at them.  They smile and wave back.  He flicks
his tongue at them.  Louise screams.

                         THELMA/LOUISE
          Ugh!!  Gross!!  Oh my God!  Aw, God!

Louise FLOORS it and speeds past him.

                         THELMA
          Ugh!!  Why do they have to do that?

                         LOUISE
          They think we like it.  Maybe they
          think it turns us on.

Louise shivers with disgust.


INT.  POLICE STATION - INTERROGATION ROOM - DAY

Jimmy is looking at police mug shots of a lot of young
guys.  Hal shows Jimmy a mug shot of J.D.

                         HAL
          Is this the guy you saw them with?

                         JIMMY
                  (looking closely)
          It's him.

                         MAX
                  (clapping his hands)
          Oh, happy day.

                         JIMMY
          You gotta be kiddin' me.  They picked
          up a murderer?!

                         HAL
          Armed robber.

                         JIMMY
          Oh, great.

                         MAX
                  (to Hal)
          They're flying him here right now.
          He was picked up this morning for
          parole violation.  They also found
          about six grand on him, so he
          probably knocked over something
          while he was out there.  They can
          drop him by here for questioning.
          I'm so happy.

                         JIMMY
                  (overhearing)
          How much cash did he have?


EXT.  POLICE STATION - DAY

J.D. arriving, handcuffed, at State Police building.


EXT.  DIRT  ROAD - DAY

The T-Bird is entering terrain that looks more like
desert.  The top of the T-Bird is up.


INT.  CAR - DAY

                         LOUISE
          Thelma.

                         THELMA
          Yeah.

                         LOUISE
          I want you to call Darryl.

                         THELMA
          What for?

                         LOUISE
          To find out if he knows anything.
          If you think he does, you gotta hang
          up because it means the police have
          told him and the phone is probably
          tapped.

                         THELMA
          Jeez, Louise, tapped the phone?  You
          think so?

                         LOUISE
                  (agitated)
          Oh, come on!  Murder one and armed
          robbery, Thelma!

                         THELMA
          Murder one!  God, Louise, can't we
          even say it was self-defense?

                         LOUISE
          But it wasn't!  We got away!  We
          were walkin' away!

                         THELMA
          They don't know that!  It was just
          you and me there.  I'll say he raped
          me and you had to shoot him!  I
          mean, it's almost the truth!

                         LOUISE
          It won't work.

                         THELMA
          Why not?!

                         LOUISE
          No physical evidence.  We can't
          prove he did it.  We probably can't
          even prove he touched you by now.

They both pause for a moment.

                         THELMA
          God.  The law is some tricky shit,
          isn't it?

Then:

                         THELMA
          How do you know 'bout all this stuff
          anyway?

Louise does not answer the question.

                         LOUISE
          Besides, what do we say about the
          robbery?  No excuse for that.  No
          such thing as justifiable robbery.

                         THELMA
          Alright, Louise!


EXT.  DIRT ROAD - HELICOPTER SHOT - DUSK

As the sun sets, the T-Bird drives deeper into the vast
desert.


INT.  POLICE STATION - NIGHT

Darryl is sitting in the hallway.  Two officers are
leading J.D. down the hall.

Hal, Max, other plainclothes officers follow.  Darryl
looks at Hal questioningly.  Hal doesn't respond and the
entourage quickly goes into a room.  Darryl stands and
crosses the hall to the room as the door shuts in his
face.

                         DARRYL
                  (yelling at the
                   door)
          Hey!  Hey!


INT.  POLICE STATION - INTERROGATION ROOM - NIGHT

                         J.D.
          Who's the nut?

                         HAL
          That's Thelma Dickinson's husband.

                         J.D.
          Aw, God.


INT.  POLICE STATION - HALLWAY - NIGHT

Darryl tries the doorknob, but the door is locked.


INT.  POLICE STATION - INTERROGATION ROOM - NIGHT

Hal, Max, J.D., other officers.  There is a VCR and
monitor set up in the room and they view the videotape of
Thelma in the convenience store.

                         J.D.
                  (pleased)
          Alright!  She did good!  Didn't she?

                         HAL
          Well, son, she's doin' a damn sight
          better 'n you right now.

                         MAX
          Where did you get $6600.00 in cash?

                         J.D.
          A friend.

                         HAL
          We spoke with a gentlemen today who
          says he personally delivered very
          close to that same amount to a Miss
          Louise Sawyer.  Do you know her too?

                         J.D.
          Umm, yes.  She was driving.

                         HAL
          He said he took it to a motel in
          Oklahoma City.  He also says that at
          that time he met a man.  He
          identified you through a series of
          mug shots.  He also told us that you
          and Mrs. Dickinson seemed "close."
          Is that true?

                         J.D.
          You might say we had a meeting of
          the minds, yes.

                         MAX
          Did you know that Mrs. Dickinson and
          Miss Sawyer are wanted in connection
          with a murder?

                         J.D.
          What?!

                         HAL
          Did either of them ever indicate
          that they might be running from the
          Law?

                         J.D.
                  (surprised to hear
                   this)
          Now that you mention it, they might
          have been a little bit jumpy.

                         HAL
          You know what?  You're starting to
          irritate me.

                         MAX
          Yeah.  Me too.

Hal thinks for a moment and then looks to Max.

                         HAL
          Do you mind if I have a word with
          him alone for a minute.

Max agrees and opens the door for the others to leave.  He
and Hal make eye contact before Max closes the door.

                         J.D.
          What?!  What'd I do?

Hal sits down across the table from J.D. and looks at
him.

                         HAL
          Son, I gotta feelin' about somethin'
          and I just wanna ask your opinion.
          Do you think Thelma Dickinson would
          have committed armed robbery if you
          hadn't taken all their money?

J.D. doesn't say anything.  They both just sit there for
a moment.

                         HAL
          Cat got your tongue?

J.D. shifts in his chair.

                         J.D.
          How do you know I took it?  How do
          you know they didn't just give it to
          me?

                         HAL
          There's two girls out there that had
          a chance, they had a chance...!  And
          you blew it for 'em.  Now they've
          gotten in some serious trouble, some
          very serious trouble and for at
          least part of it, I'm gonna hold you
          personally responsible for anything
          that happens to them.  I've got no
          feelin' for you.  But I may be the
          only person in the world who gives a
          rat's ass what happens to them and
          you're either gonna tell me every
          damn thing you know, so there's a
          small chance I can actually do them
          some good, or I'm gonna be all over
          you like a fly on shit for the rest
          of your natural life.  Your misery
          is gonna be my goddamn mission in
          life.  That's a sincere promise.

Hal walks over and opens the door and Max and the others
straggle back in.

                         HAL
          Now, for one thing, you violated
          your parole two days out.  And you
          know Judge Hainey.  He hates this
          sort of thing.  Once he gets wind of
          this, he's gonna blow sky high.  And
          then when he finds out that you're a
          possible accessory to murder and
          armed robbery, well, I think we can
          safely place your ass back in the
          slammer for at least the remaining
          eight, don't you?

                         MAX
          Oh, definitely.

                         J.D.
                  (convinced)
          Okay.  Is somebody gonna write this
          down?


INT.  POLICE STATION - NIGHT

Darryl is sitting in the hallway.  Hal comes out of the
room first.

                         HAL
          Mr. Dickinson, if you'll just hang
          on, I want a word with you and then
          we'll take you home.

Police officers lead J.D. out of the interrogation room,
down the hallway.  Darryl is watching J.D. closely.  J.D.
is smirking at him.

                         J.D.
                  (slyly, to Darryl)
          I like your wife.

                         DARRYL
                  (going after him)
          Come back here, you little shit!

Hal and another police officer are restraining Darryl.
J.D. is led off down the hall.


EXT.  GAS STATION - NIGHT

Louise and Thelma pull into a gas station.


EXT.  GAS STATION - NIGHT

A gas station attendant approaches as Louise and Thelma
are getting out of the car.

                         LOUISE
                  (to attendant)
          Fill her up.
                  (to Thelma)
          There's a phone right over there.

                         THELMA
          Let's get it over with.

Thelma and Louise walk to the phone.

                         LOUISE
          I'm not kidding, Thelma.  If you
          think he knows, even if you're not
          sure, hang up.


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - NIGHT

The TV is ON and the place is a mess.

Darryl, Hal, Max, and other cops spring into action as the
phone RINGS, putting on headsets, turning on tape
recorders.  Darryl picks up the phone.

                         DARRYL
          Hello.


EXT.  PAY PHONE - NIGHT

                         THELMA
          Darryl.  It's me.


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - NIGHT

Hal, Max, etc., all are gesticulating wildly.

                         DARRYL
                  (real friendly)
          Thelma!  Hello!


EXT.  PAY PHONE

Thelma hangs up the phone.

                         THELMA
                  (matter-of-factly)
          He knows.


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - NIGHT

Everyone is very disappointed, taking off their headsets,
turning off tape recorders and looking at Darryl like he's
an idiot.

                         HAL
          Shit.

Darryl still holds the phone in his hand.

                         DARRYL
          What?!  All I said was hello.


EXT.  PAY PHONE - NIGHT

Thelma and Louise are staring at each other intently.
Louise steps up to the phone.

                         LOUISE
          You got any change?

Thelma digs in her bag and hands Louise a roll of
quarters.  Louise gets out of the car and goes to the pay
phone.  Thelma follows her.  She puts the money in and
dials.  It RINGS.

                         LOUISE
          Darryl, this is Louise.  Are the
          police there?


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - NIGHT

Again everybody springs into action.  Darryl is fumbling
with the phone.

                         DARRYL
          Uh, no!  No, why would any police be
          here?  Hey, where are you girls,
          anyway?

Darryl gives Hal and Max a look as if he's got it
completely under control.  Clever guy.


EXT.  PHONE - NIGHT

                         LOUISE
          Let me talk to whoever's in charge
          there?


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - NIGHT

                         DARRYL
          What are you talking about, Louise?

Hal comes over and takes the phone away from Darryl.  Hal
looks at Max who nods, "take it."

                         HAL
          Hello, Miss Sawyer.  I'm Hal
          Slocumbe, Chief Investigator,
          Homicide, Arkansas State Police.
          How are you?


EXT.  PHONE - NIGHT

                         LOUISE
                  (chuckling)
          I've been better.

                         HAL (V.O.)
          You girls are in some hot water.

                         LOUISE
          Yes, sir.  I know.


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - NIGHT

                         HAL
          You're both okay?  Neither one of
          you hurt?  You're bein' careful with
          that gun?


EXT.  PHONE - NIGHT

                         LOUISE
          We're both fine.

                         HAL (V.O.)
          Good.  You wanna tell me what
          happened?

                         LOUISE
          Sure.  Maybe over coffee sometime.
          I'll buy.


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - NIGHT

                         HAL
          I just want you to know, neither one
          of you are charged with murder yet.
          You're still just wanted for
          questioning.  Although, now, Mrs.
          Dickinson's wanted in Oklahoma for
          armed robbery.


EXT.  PHONE - NIGHT

                         LOUISE
          No kiddin'.  Listen, we gotta go.
          I'll call you back, all right?

Louise looks at her watch.

                         HAL (V.O.)
          Miss Sawyer, I don't think y'all are
          gonna make it to Mexico.  We should
          talk.  Please.  I wanna to help you.

On hearing this Louise mouths the word "shit" in a very
frustrated way.

Louise hangs up the phone.


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - NIGHT

All are busy trying to see if the call was traced.  Darryl
is back in his recliner still in shock.


EXT.  PAY PHONE - NIGHT

She is stomping back to the car.  Thelma follows doggedly.
A moving van pulls in and parks in the b.g.

                         LOUISE
          That J.D. kid is a little shit.

                         THELMA
          What.

Louise stops as she is about to get in and faces Thelma
who's standing on the other side of the car.

                         LOUISE
          How'd they find out we're going to
          Mexico, Thelma, how they know that?

                         THELMA
          I... I...

                         LOUISE
          You told that thievin' little shit
          where we were goin'?!

Louise yanks open her car door, gets in and slams the door
and fires up the ENGINE.  Thelma hops in quickly.

                         THELMA
          I just told him if he ever gets to
          Mexico to look us up.  I asked him
          not to tell.  I didn't think he
          would tell anybody.

                         LOUISE
          Why not?!  What's he got to lose?
          Other than my life's savings, that
          is.  Shit!

Louise careens back onto the road.

                         THELMA
          I'm sorry.  I mean I...

Louise slams on the brakes.

                         LOUISE
          Goddamnit, Thelma!  Let me explain
          something to you.  Right now we have
          only two things goin' for us.  One,
          nobody knows where we are, and two,
          nobody knows where we're going.
          Now, one of our things that was
          going for us is gone!

Louise stops yelling for a moment groping for self-
control.  Thelma looks pitiful.

                         LOUISE
          Just stop talkin' to people, Thelma!
          Stop bein' so open!  We're fugitives
          now.  Let's behave that way!

                         THELMA
          You're right.


EXT.  LONELY ROAD - NIGHT (MUSCO LIGHT)

The T-Bird flashes by on a road that looks a lot like
Route 66.

                         THELMA (V.O.)
          Louise?  Where are we?

                         LOUISE (V.O.)
          Just past Boise City.

                         THELMA (V.O.)
          Idaho?

                         LOUISE (V.O.)
          Oklahoma, Thelma.  We're crossing
          into New Mexico.

                         THELMA (V.O.)
          I always wanted to see New Mexico.


EXT.  THELMA'S POV - OUT PASSENGER WINDOW - PITCH BLACK


EXT.  BACK ROAD - NIGHT

The car goes streaking by.


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - NIGHT (MUSCO LIGHT)

All's quiet.  The large screen TV is ON and the room is
filled with dense smoke.  Hal, Max, sit at a table going
over paperwork.  Other plainclothes and surveillance guys
play cards.  Darryl sits crumpled in his recliner staring
blankly at the TV.


INT.  JIMMY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

Jimmy sits on his couch with his guitar while two
plainclothes cops sit reading the paper, doing the
crossword puzzle.


INT.  CAR - NIGHT

OVER MUSIC FROM TAPE:

Thelma is sipping on a little Wild Turkey.

                         THELMA
          Now what?

                         LOUISE
          Now what what?

                         THELMA
          Whaddo we do?

                         LOUISE
          Oh, I don't know, Thelma.  I guess
          maybe we could turn ourselves in and
          spend our lives trading cigarettes
          for mascara so we can look nice when
          our families come to visit us on
          Saturdays.  Maybe we could have
          children with the prison guards.

                         THELMA
          I'm not suggestin' that!  I'm not
          goin' back.  No matter what happens.
          So don't worry about me.

Louise speeds up.

Thelma hands Louise a little bottle of Wild Turkey and she
drinks it down.  Thelma has one too.

                         THELMA
          Can I ask you kind of a weird
          question?

                         LOUISE
          Yeah.

                         THELMA
          Of all the things in the world that
          scare you, what's the worst thing
          that scares you the most?

                         LOUISE
          You mean now or before?

                         THELMA
          Before.

                         LOUISE
          I guess I always thought the worst
          thing that could happen would be to
          end up old and alone in some crummy
          apartment with one of those little
          dogs.

                         THELMA
          What little dogs?

                         LOUISE
          You know those little dogs you see
          people with?

                         THELMA
          Like a Chihuahua?

                         LOUISE
          Those, too, but you know those
          little hairy ones?  Those flat-faced
          little fuckers with those ugly
          goddamned teeth?

                         THELMA
          Oh yeah.  You mean Peek-a-poos.

                         LOUISE
          Yeah.  Those.  That always put the
          fear of God in me.  What about you?

                         THELMA
          Well, to be honest, the idea of
          getting old with Darryl was kinda
          startin' to get to me.

                         LOUISE
          I can see that.

                         THELMA
          I mean, look how different he looks
          just since high school.  It's bad
          enough I have to get old, but doin'
          it with Darryl around is only gonna
          make it worse.
                  (quieter)
          I mean, I don't think he's gonna be
          very nice about it.

                         LOUISE
          Well, now, maybe you won't have to.

                         THELMA
          Always lookin' on the bright side,
          aren't ya?


EXT.  MOONLIT DESERT HIGHWAY - NIGHT (MUSCO LIGHT)

They are driving through Monument Valley.  The T-Bird
speeds through the beautifully moonlit desert.  It is
almost like daylight.

MONTAGE of silhouettes of cacti, huge rock formations,
desert beauty SHOTS, etc.


INT.  CAR - POV THROUGH WINDSHIELD - NIGHT

The sky is bright and expansive and the road goes on
forever.

                         THELMA
          This is so beautiful.

                         LOUISE
          Gosh.  It sure is.

                         THELMA
          I always wanted to travel.  I just
          never got the opportunity.

                         LOUISE
          Well, you got it now.

They both look forward for another moment.  And then, at
the same time, they look at each other, each taking the
other one in completely, in this moment.

They're saying everything to each other in this moment,
but their expressions don't change and they don't say a
word.  MUSIC plays on the RADIO.


EXT.  DESERT HIGHWAY - NIGHT

A semi-gas tanker is up ahead on the road.  It looks like
the one they saw earlier.  It's got the same mud flaps...


INT.  CAR - NIGHT

                         LOUISE
          Look!  Look who it is, Thelma.  I'll
          be darned.  What's he doin' way out
          here.

                         THELMA
          Just ignore him.

Louise passes him and, as she does, he HONKS.  They look
up and he is wildly pointing to his lap.

                         LOUISE
          Oh, Christ.  I hate this guy.

                         THELMA
          We should have just ignored him.


EXT.  DESERT HIGHWAY - DAWN (OVER MUSIC)

The car is flying down the road.


INT.  CAR - DESERT HIGHWAY - DAWN

They are quiet for a moment, then Thelma starts quietly
laughing to herself.  She is trying to stop but cannot.

                         LOUISE
          What?

                         THELMA
                  (shaking with
                   laughter)
          Nothing.  It's not funny.

                         LOUISE
          What?  What's not funny, Thelma!

Thelma is trying to compose herself but cannot.

                         THELMA
          Okay, but...
                  (she can barely
                   speak)
          I can't say.

Thelma isn't making a sound.  She is stuck in a convulsion
of laughter.

                         LOUISE
          What?!

                         THELMA
                  (gasping for air)
          Harlan.

                         LOUISE
          What?!  What about him?!

                         THELMA
          Just the look on his face when
          you...
                  (she is falling
                   apart again)
          ... it's not funny.

                         LOUISE
                  (shocked)
          Now, Thelma, that is not...

Thelma is still trying to get a grip on herself.

                         THELMA
          Boy, he wasn't expectin' that!

                         LOUISE
                  (scolding)
          Thelma!

                         THELMA
                  (impersonating
                   Harlan)
          Suck my dick... Boom!!

Thelma is laughing wildly.

                         LOUISE
                  (quietly)
          Thelma.  It's not funny.

Thelma has just crossed the line from laughing to crying.

                         THELMA
                  (trying to catch her
                   breath)
          I know!

They both get quiet.

Thelma leans back just watching Louise.  She studies her
as if she's never really seen her before.  All of a sudden
a look of shocked realization comes over Thelma's face.
She jerks upright and startles Louise.

                         THELMA
                  (carefully)
          It happened to you... didn't it?

Louise knows what she is talking about.  She becomes
immediately agitated.

                         LOUISE
          I don't want to talk about it!
          Thelma, I'm not kidding!  Don't you
          even...

                         THELMA
          ... in Texas... didn't it?  That's
          what happened... Oh my God.

Louise looks as if she is looking for a way to flee.

                         LOUISE
                  (fighting hysteria)
          I'm warning you, Thelma.  You better
          drop it right now!  I don't want to
          talk about it!

                         THELMA
                  (gently)
          Okay, Louise... It's okay.

Louise's eyes are wild, not seeing, while Thelma now seems
completely serene.


EXT.  DESERT HIGHWAY - DAWN

The car is SCREAMING down the road.  They drive through a
little stand of buildings.


EXT.  DESERT HIGHWAY - LONG LENS SHOT - DAWN

A car speeds up to try and catch them... The red and blue
lights pop on.  It is a New Mexico State Patrol car.


INT.  CAR - DAY

Louise sees the lights in the rearview mirror.  LOUISE'S
POV OF THE SPEEDOMETER at 100 mph.  Thelma is asleep.

                         LOUISE
          Shit!  Thelma, wake up!  Shit!
          We're gettin' pulled over!

Thelma jumps awake.

                         THELMA
          What!  What!  Oh shit!  Oh no!

They are trying not to panic.  They are slowing down, but
still doing 70 mph.  The patrol car is right behind them.

                         THELMA
          What do we do?  What do you want to
          do?!

                         LOUISE
          I don't know!  Shit!  Let's just
          play it by ear.  He may not know.
          He may just give me a ticket.

                         THELMA
          Please, God, please don't let us get
          caught.  Please, please, please...

Louise pulls the car off the road.  The patrol car pulls
up right behind them.  The lights shine brightly in
through the windows.


EXT.  SIDE OF DESERT HIGHWAY - DAY

                         PATROLMAN (O.S.) (OVER P.A.)
          Turn off your engine.

Louise does.  The PATROLMAN gets out of his car and
approaches their car.  He comes to the driver's side
window.  It is rolled up.

PATROLMAN'S POV OF LOUISE smiling up at him.  He gestures
to her to roll her window down.  She does.

                         LOUISE
          Hello, Officer.  Is there a problem?

                         PATROLMAN
          You wanna let me see your license,
          please?

Louise fumbles in her purse for her wallet, opens it and
shows her license.

                         PATROLMAN
          You wanna take it out of your
          wallet, please?

                         LOUISE
          Oh yeah.

She does and hands it to him.

                         THELMA
          I told you to slow down.  Hell,
          Officer, I told her to slow down.

                         LOUISE
          About how fast was I going?

                         PATROLMAN
          About a hundred and ten.  You wanna
          step out of the car, please?

They walk to the back of the car.  He notes the license
plate number.

                         PATROLMAN
          Is this your car?

                         LOUISE
          Yes.

                         PATROLMAN
          You wanna come with me, please?
          Walk around and get in the car,
          please.

                         LOUISE
          In the back?

                         PATROLMAN
          Front.

                         LOUISE
          Am I in trouble?

                         PATROLMAN
          As far as I'm concerned, yes, ma'am,
          you are.

Patrolman gets in the driver's side.  He picks up a
clipboard and clips Louise's driver's license to it.  He
picks up the hand mike for the radio and, as he does, a
hand with a gun comes in his car window.  It's Thelma and
she puts the gun to his head.

                         THELMA
          Officer, I am so sorry about this.
          Could you let go of that?

He drops it.

                         THELMA
          I really, really apologize, but
          please put your hands on the
          steering wheel.  See, if you get on
          that radio, you're gonna find out
          that we're wanted in two states and
          probably considered armed and
          dangerous, at least I am, then our
          whole plan would be shot to hell.
          Louise, take his gun.

Louise reaches over and takes his gun.

                         LOUISE
                  (apologetic)
          I am really sorry about this.

                         THELMA
          I swear, before yesterday, neither
          one of us would have ever pulled a
          stunt like this.  But if you ever
          met my husband, you'd know why I
          just can... You wanna step out of
          the car, please?
                  (she opens the door
                   for him)
          You wanna put your hands on your
          head, please?  Louise, shoot the
          radio.

                         LOUISE
          What?

                         THELMA
          Shoot the radio!

Louise SHOOTS the car radio.  The cop flinches with each
shot.

                         THELMA
          The police radio, Louise!  Jesus!

Louise fires TWO SHOTS into the police radio.  It BLASTS
all to hell.

                         THELMA
          You wanna step to the back of the
          car, please.  Louise, bring the
          keys.

Louise reaches over and takes the keys.  She takes her
license off the clipboard.  She gets out and trots around
to the back of the car.

Thelma is holding the gun on the Patrolman.  Suddenly
Thelma FIRES the gun, blowing two holes into the trunk
cover.

                         THELMA
                  (to Louise)
          Open to trunk.

Louise opens the trunk.

                         THELMA
                  (to Patrolman)
          You wanna step into the trunk,
          please?

                         PATROLMAN
          Ma'am, please... I got kids... a
          wife...

                         THELMA
          You do?  Well, you're lucky.  You be
          sweet to 'em.  Especially your wife.
          My husband wasn't sweet to me and
          look how I turned out.  Now go on,
          get in there.

As he's climbing into the trunk, Thelma explains to
Louise:

                         THELMA
          Air holes.

He's all the way in and Louise closes the trunk.


INT.  PATROL CAR - DAY

Thelma opens the glove compartment.  She takes a box of
spare ammo and closes it.  Thelma takes the keys and gets
out of the car.  She walks around to the trunk.


EXT.  PATROL CAR - DAY

                         THELMA
                  (to trunk)
          Sorry!

                         LOUISE
                  (from her car)
          Sorry!

Thelma hops into the car with Louise.  They look at each
other.

                         LOUISE
          Ready?

                         THELMA
          Hit it.

Louise pulls the car back onto the road and they drive
away.


INT.  CAR - DAY

                         THELMA
                  (shaking her head)
          I know it's crazy, Louise, but I
          just feel like I've got a knack for
          this shit.

                         LOUISE
          I believe you.   


EXT.  CAR - MONTAGE DRIVING SHOTS - DAY

They are in really beautiful country now.

                         THELMA (V.O.)
          Drive like hell.


INT.  THELMA'S KITCHEN - MORNING

Hal and Max are alone in the kitchen.  Hal switches on the
Mr. Coffee.

                         MAX
          It's just not working like this.  We
          gotta do something.  It'd be one
          thing if these girls were hardened
          criminals, but Jesus, Hal, this is
          makin' us look bad.  I don't know...
          maybe they're not movin'.  Maybe
          that little creep lied.

                         HAL
          He's got nothin' to gain by
          lyin'.  Nothin' at all.  He already
          got all their money.  I just don't
          know what we're dealin' with here.
          Anyway, it went out again last night
          on Nationwide Teletype.  Let's just
          wait it out a little longer.  She
          said she was gonna call back.  Let's
          just sit tight.

                         MAX
          We don't have a whole lotta choice,
          do we?  I can't figure out if
          they're real smart or just really,
          really lucky.

                         HAL
          It don't matter.  Brains will only
          get you so far and luck always runs
          out.

A cop walks into the kitchen and hands Hal a file that
says Louise Elizabeth Sawyer on the outside.  He opens it
up and starts looking through a personal history.  One
piece of paper is a case file from Texas containing an
incident report of a rape.  Stamped across it are the
words "charges dropped."


INT.  CAR - DAY

                         THELMA
          Louise... are we still going to
          Mexico?

                         LOUISE
          Yes.

Thelma pauses while she searches for the logic.

                         THELMA

          Then aren't we going in the wrong
          direction?

                         LOUISE
          Well, I figure if you take a state
          policeman, shoot up his car, take
          his gun and lock him in the trunk,
          it's best to just get on out of the
          state if you can.

                         THELMA
          Just asking.

They are both quiet for a second.  Louise goes a little
faster.

Thelma is digging through her bag.  She hands Louise a
piece of beef jerky.

                         LOUISE
          I don't want to see any more beef
          jerky.  I mean the next beef jerky
          you hand me is going out the window.
          It's drivin' me crazy.  The whole
          car smells like it.

                         THELMA
          It's good.  It's what the pioneers
          ate.

                         LOUISE
          I don't care what the damn pioneers
          ate.  You just keep that shit away
          from me, now I mean it.

Thelma puts down her bag.

                         LOUISE
          And I don't want any more Wild
          Turkey, either.  It's burning a hole
          in my stomach.

                         THELMA
          Okay, okay... I've got some tequila.
          You want some tequila?

                         LOUISE
          You do?

                         THELMA
          Yeah, you want it?

                         LOUISE
          Yeah.

Thelma starts to dig through her bag again.

                         THELMA
          It's in here somewhere.

Louise is rubbing her face.  She looks pretty bad.  Her
hands are shaking.

                         LOUISE
          Shit.  I'm gettin' tired.

                         THELMA
          Are you alright?

Louise does not really seem alright.

                         LOUISE
          I think I've really fucked up.  I
          think I've got us in a situation
          where we could both get killed.  Why
          didn't we just go straight to the
          police.

                         THELMA
          You know why.  You already said.

                         LOUISE
          What'd I say again?

                         THELMA
          Nobody would believe us.  We'd still
          get in trouble.  We'd still have our
          lives ruined.  And you know what
          else?

                         LOUISE
          What?

                         THELMA
          That guy was hurtin' me.  And if you
          hadn't come out when you did, he'd a
          hurt me a lot worse.  And probably
          nothin' woulda happened to him.
          'Cause everybody did see me dancin'
          with him all night.  And they woulda
          made out like I asked for it.  And
          my life woulda been ruined a whole
          lot worse than it is now.  At least
          now I'm havin' fun.  And I'm not
          sorry the son of a bitch is dead.
          I'm only sorry that it was you that
          did it and not me.  And if I
          haven't, I wanna take this time to
          thank you, Louise.  Thank you for
          savin' my ass.

                         LOUISE
          I said all that?

                         THELMA
          No, Louise, you said the first part.
          I said all the rest.

                         LOUISE
                  (tired)
          Whatever.


EXT.  ROADSIDE REST STATION - MORNING

Louise is at a pay phone as the sky is just starting to
get light.  Thelma is in the bathroom nearby.  Louise has
already dialed and the phone is RINGING.


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - MORNING

The TV DRONES on in the b.g. as the phone RINGS there,
everyone leaps into action again.  Max picks up the phone.

                         MAX
          Hello.

                         LOUISE (V.O.)
          Let me speak to... Slocumbe.

                         MAX
                  (to Hal)
          She wants to talk to you.

                         HAL
          Hello, Louise.


EXT.  PAY PHONE - MORNING

                         LOUISE
          Hey.

                         HAL (V.O.)
          How are things goin' out there?

                         LOUISE
          Weird.  Got some kind of snowball
          effect goin' here or somethin'.

                         HAL (V.O.)
          You're still with us though.  You're
          somewhere on the face of the earth?

                         LOUISE
          Well, we're not in the middle of
          nowhere, but we can see it from
          here.


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - MORNING

Hal smiles.

                         HAL
          I swear.  Louise, I almost feel like
          I know you.

                         LOUISE (V.O.)

          Well.  You don't.

                         HAL
          You're gettin' in deeper every
          moment you're gone.

                         LOUISE (V.O.)
          Would you believe me if I told you
          this whole thing is an accident?

                         HAL
          I do believe you.  That's what I
          want everybody to believe.  Trouble
          is, it doesn't look like an accident
          and you're not here to tell me about
          it... I need you to help me here.


EXT.  PAY PHONE - MORNING

Louise does not answer.

                         HAL (V.O.)
          Did Harlan Puckett...

Through clenched teeth, repulsed:

                         LOUISE
                  (interrupting)
          No!

                         HAL (V.O.)
          You want to come on in?

Louise thinks for a minute.

                         LOUISE
          I don't think so.


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - DAY

                         HAL
          Then I'm sorry.  We're gonna have to
          charge you with murder.  Now, do you
          want to come out of this alive?

The surveillance man motions to Hal to keep it going.
Darryl comes in and immediately realizes Hal is talking to
Louise.  Darryl looks attentively at Hal.


EXT.  PAY PHONE - DAY

                         LOUISE
          You know, certain words and phrases
          just keep floating through my mind,
          things like incarceration, cavity
          search, life imprisonment, death by
          electrocution, that sort of thing.
          So, come out alive?  I don't know.
          Let us think about that.

                         HAL (V.O.)
          Louise, I'll do anything.  I know
          what's makin' you run.  I know what
          happened to you in Texas.

Louise's eyes get wide as she hears this.

A FINGER reaches up and presses down the lever and hangs
up the phone.

ANGLE OF THELMA

She has her finger on the lever.

                         THELMA
          Come on, Louise.  Don't blow it.
          Let's go.

She walks away towards the car.  Louise is still standing
there holding the phone.  Thelma stops and looks at her.

                         THELMA
          Come on.

Louise doesn't move.


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - DAY

Frustrated, Hal slams down the phone.  He looks over at
the surveillance man who nods to say "we got it."  The
whole room reacts excitedly.  Everyone in the room springs
into action.  Max immediately picks up the phone and Hal
watches him intently.  He mouths the words to Max -- "I
wanna go" emphatically.  Max slightly shakes his head,
still of the phone.  Hal goes charging over to Max.

                         HAL
          Max.  You gotta take me there!
          I'm... I'm the only one she's ever
          talked to.  I don't want anybody
          losin' their heads.  You know what
          happens.  The volume gets turned way
          up and the next thing you know those
          girls are gonna get shot.

Max, still holding the phone, is surprised by this
outburst.

                         MAX
                  (calmly)
          Okay, Hal, okay.


EXT.  PAY PHONE - DAY

Louise is still standing there.

                         THELMA
          Louise?

                         LOUISE
          Yes, Thelma?

                         THELMA
          You're not gonna give up on me, are
          ya?

                         LOUISE
          What do you mean?

                         THELMA
          You're not gonna make some deal with
          that guy, are you?  I mean, I just
          wanna know.

                         LOUISE
          No, Thelma.  I'm not gonna make any
          deals.

                         THELMA
          I can understand if you're thinkin'
          about it.  I mean, in a way, you've
          got something to go back for.  I
          mean Jimmy and everything.

Louise is surprised to be hearing this from Thelma.

                         LOUISE
          Thelma, that is not an option.

                         THELMA
          But I don't know... something's
          crossed over in me and I can't go
          back.  I mean, I just couldn't
          live...

                         LOUISE
          I know.  I know what you mean.  I
          don't wanna end up on the damn
          Geraldo Show.

They are both quiet for a moment.

                         LOUISE
          He said they're charging us with
          murder.

                         THELMA
                  (making a face)
          Eeuww.

                         LOUISE
          And we have to decide whether we
          want to come out of this dead or
          alive.

                         THELMA
          Gosh, didn't he say anything
          positive at all?

Louise STARTS the car.  They lurch into reverse then
SCREECH forward as they tear off down the road.

WIDE SHOT OF CAR

as they fly down the road.

                         THELMA
          Louise, do you think we should
          change cars, get another car?

                         LOUISE
          Sure... You know how to hotwire a
          car?

                         THELMA
          No.

                         LOUISE
          Well, let me know when you figure it
          out.


EXT.  AIRSTRIP - DAY

A car pulls up on an airstrip and stops next to a small
jet.  Hal and Max get out of the car and board the plane.


EXT.  DESERT - DAY

MONTAGE of driving shots as Louise and Thelma drive
through the intense beauty of the Arizona desert.


INT.  CAR - DAY

                         THELMA
          You awake?

                         LOUISE
          You could call it that.  My eyes are
          open.

                         THELMA
          Me too.  I feel awake.

                         LOUISE
          Good.

                         THELMA
          Wide awake.  I don't remember ever
          feelin' this awake.  Everything
          looks different.  You know what I
          mean.  I know you know what I mean.
          Everything looks new.  Do you feel
          like that?  Like you've got
          something to look forward to?

Louise and Thelma both get quiet for a second.

                         LOUISE
          We'll be drinkin' margaritas by the
          sea, Mamasita.

                         THELMA
          We can change our names.

                         LOUISE
          We can live in a hacienda.

                         THELMA
          I wanna get a job.  I wanna work at
          Club Med.

                         LOUISE
          Yes!  Yes!  Now what kind of deal do
          you think that cop can come up with
          to beat that?

                         THELMA
          It'd have to be pretty good.

                         LOUISE
          It would have to be pretty damn
          good.

They are both laughing.  The car is still flying down the
road.  The sun is coming higher in the sky now.  They come
to an intersection in the middle of nowhere.  Louise stops
and looks at the map.

                         LOUISE
          We should head a little further in.
          There's not that many roads in this
          state.  I want to try to hit Mexico
          somewhere not so close to New
          Mexico.  They probably wanna kill us
          in New Mexico.

                         THELMA
          You're drivin'.

Louise takes a right turn and speeds down the road.


EXT.  DESERT ROAD - DAY

Louise and Thelma are singing along to a wild R&B SONG.
They do the hand movements as if they are the Supremes.
They come roaring up on the semi-tanker, the same one they
have seen three times before.

                         THELMA
                  (screaming over
                   music)
          Oh my God!  Louise!  Look!  Look!
          See if that's him!

                         LOUISE
          It's him.  He's got California
          plates.  It's the same guy.

                         THELMA
          Pass him!


EXT.  DESERT ROAD - DAY

Louise bears down really hard and passes him.  Again as
they get right next to him, he blows kisses down at them.
He is leering at them and laughing.  Louise and Thelma
drive further down the road.

Louise pulls the car off to the side of the road.  As the
truck gets close they start waving to him to stop.  He
pulls his truck off the side of the road and stops.  ANGLE
ON Louise and Thelma smiling up at him.  He chuckles to
himself.  He leans out the window.

                         THELMA
          Hi!

                         TRUCKER
          Hi there!  You alright?

                         THELMA
          We're fine!  How are you?

                         TRUCKER
          Grrrreat!

                         LOUISE
          Follow us.

They turn off onto a dirt road and pull to a stop.


INT.  TRUCK CAB - DAY

The Trucker reaches over and opens a glove compartment
crammed full of condoms.  He grabs a few and shoves them
in his pocket.  He turns off his engine and gets out of
the truck.


EXT.  SIDE OF ROAD - DAY

He walks up to the car.

Louise and Thelma get out of the car.

                         THELMA
          Where you goin'?

                         TRUCKER
          Fresno.

                         LOUISE
          We been seein' you all along the
          way.

                         TRUCKER
          Yeah.  I been seein' you, too.

                         THELMA
          We think you have really bad
          manners.

Louise nods.

                         LOUISE
          We were just wonderin' where you
          think you get off behavin' like that
          to women you don't even know.

This is not what is supposed to be happening.

                         TRUCKER
          What?  What are you talkin' about?

                         LOUISE
          You know good and damn well what I'm
          talkin' about.

                         THELMA
          I mean really!  That business with
          your tongue.  What is that?  That's
          disgusting!

                         LOUISE
          And, oh my God, that other thing,
          that pointing to your lap?  What's
          that supposed to mean exactly?  Does
          that mean pull over, I want to show
          you what a big fat slob I am or...

                         THELMA
          Does that mean suck my dick?

                         TRUCKER
          You women are crazy!

                         LOUISE
          You got that right.

                         THELMA
          We think you should apologize.

He is getting a little panicky.

                         TRUCKER
          I'm not apologizing for shit!

                         LOUISE
          Say you're sorry.

                         TRUCKER
          Fuck that.

Louise pulls the gun they stole from the State Patrolman.

                         LOUISE
          Say you're sorry or we'll make you
          fuckin' sorry.

He looks at the gun.

                         TRUCKER
          Oh, Jesus!

                         THELMA
          You probably even called us beavers
          on your CB radio, didn't you?

                         TRUCKER
          Yeah... sure did.

                         THELMA
          Damn.  I hate that!  I hate bein'
          called a beaver, don't you?

                         LOUISE
          Are you going to apologize or not?

                         TRUCKER
          Fuck you.

Louise looks at his truck off in the distance.  She points
the gun at it, takes a second to get a bead, then SHOOTS
two of the tires flat.  The truck slowly sinks as the air
escapes from the tires.

                         TRUCKER
          Oh goddamn!!  You bitch!!

Louise and Thelma look at each other.  They both turn
towards the truck and FIRE rounds into the tankers until
they EXPLODE in a huge ball of fire.  The truck driver
screams at the top of his lungs.  Louise starts the car
and starts driving in circles around the truck driver.
Thelma and Louise are both howling at the top of their
lungs.  Thelma is sitting on the back of the front seat
with her legs on the dashboard.

                         TRUCKER
          You fucking bitch!
          Aaaaaaarrrgghh!!!  You're gonna have
          to pay for that!!!  I'm gonna make
          you pay for that!!  You hear me??!!

Louise stops the car right next to him.

                         THELMA
          Shut up.

Louise takes off again and Thelma falls into the back
seat.  They drive off trailing a huge cloud of dust.


EXT.  DESERT - DAY

Louise drives through the desert back towards the road,
past the burning debris of the truck.  As she gets to the
road she stops.  Thelma climbs into the front seat.


INT.  CAR - DAY

                         THELMA
          Hey.  Where'd you learn to shoot
          like that?

                         LOUISE
          Texas... You were right about what
          happened to me there.

They pull away from the burning wreckage.


INT.  CAR - DAY

As Thelma and Louise talk, their voices are heard over the
following scene.

                         LOUISE (V.O.)
          You know what's happened, don't you?

                         THELMA (V.O.)
          What?

                         LOUISE (V.O.)
                  (smiling)
          We've gone insane.

                         THELMA (V.O.)
          Yup.


EXT.  NEW MEXICO SIDE OF ROAD - DAY

A battered old pickup truck is parked by the New Mexico
State Patrol.  An old man uses a crowbar to pry open the
trunk.  The New Mexico State Patrolman hops out of the
trunk.


EXT.  DESERT ROAD - HELICOPTER SHOT - DAY

Police Bulletin VOICE OVER BEGINS AND PLAYS OVER following
scenes:

A police helicopter flies over the burning wreckage of the
fuel truck.  The truck driver is waving his arms as the
helicopter descends, blowing dirt all over him.


INT.  THELMA'S HOUSE - DAY

Darryl sits practically comatose in a big chair.  His eyes
have a dull glaze as he stares first at one wall, then
another.


INT.  CAR - DAY

A TIGHT SHOT of a TAPE being shoved into the cassette
deck.


INT.  FBI JET - DAY

Max and Hal sit next to each other in the jet.  Hal tries
to appear as if he's used to all this.  Max holds a
cellular phone to his ear.

TIGHT SHOT of Max as we hear through the phone:

Police VOICE OVER becomes part of scene.

                         POLICE (V.O.)
                  (on phone)
          ... Abducted... shot up the car...
          stole the officer's weapon...
          tanker... blown up... terrorized...

Max's face becomes troubled and more serious than we've
seen so far.  He looks at Hal as he hangs up the phone.

                         MAX
          You're not even going to believe
          this.


EXT.  FBI JET - DAY

The jet banks off to the left.


EXT.  DESERT ROAD - DAY

WIDE SHOT of car speeding through the desert on an empty
highway west.  DRIVING SHOT -- Thelma has her face to the
sun with her eyes closed.  Louise is driving with a fierce
intensity.  They hardly resemble the two women that
started out for a weekend in the mountains two days
earlier.  Although their faces are tanned and lined and
their hair is blowing wildly there is a sense of serenity
that pervades.


EXT.  HELIPORT - DAY

Hal and Max are climbing out of the jet and running across
the tarmac to a waiting helicopter.  Max is carrying a
walkie-talkie now.


INT.  CAR - DAY

Thelma sits up suddenly.  An Arizona police car passes
them going eastbound.

                         THELMA

          Oh shit.  Louise... Do you think he
          saw us?

                         LOUISE
          I don't know, but let's get off.

LOUISE'S POV - REARVIEW MIRROR

The police car cuts across the median to begin pursuit of
the girls.  The lights are flashing.


INT.  CAR - DAY

                         LOUISE
          Is your seat belt on?

Thelma puts her seat belt on.  Louise floors the car and
it streaks off, putting some distance between them and the
police car.  Thelma looks back at the police car.  She
looks scared.

                         THELMA
          I guess we shoulda made some kinda
          plan for what to do if we get
          caught.

                         LOUISE
          Yeah, right.  We're not gonna get
          caught.


INT.  ARIZONA POLICE CAR - DAY

STATE POLICEMAN is on his radio.

                         POLICEMAN #1
          ...requesting assistance.  In
          pursuit of a green T-Bird, 1966
          license, seven, one, nine, William,
          Zebra, Adam...

                         RADIO (V.O.)
          Roger.  Be advised...
                  (breaks up)
          ... armed and extremely dangerous...


EXT.  ARIZONA STATE POLICE HEADQUARTERS - DAY

A steady stream of state police cars pulls out of the
parking lot with lights flashing while other policemen are
running to their cars still parked in the lot.


INT.  CAR - DAY

                         THELMA
          How far are we from Mexico?

                         LOUISE
          About two hundred and fifty miles.

                         THELMA
          How long do you think that'll take?


EXT.  DESERT ROAD - DAY

There are now two police cars behind them about half a
mile back.  They are going really fast.  A police
helicopter catches up to them and orders them to stop.
Thelma stands and flips them off.

                         THELMA
          We're going to Mexico!


INT.  CAR - DAY

                         THELMA
                  (looking back)
          Uh oh.  There's another one.

Louise and Thelma both are looking back at the two police
cars following them.  They turn back around just in time
to see a third Arizona State police car has pulled into
the middle of an intersection of the only road that
crosses it for miles.  They both scream.  Louise swerves
just in time to keep from hitting it broadside.  She goes
off the road and has to struggle to pull her car back onto
the road, leaving a huge cloud of dust.

                         LOUISE
          Shit!

                         THELMA
          Did you see that guy?!  He was right
          in the middle of the road!


EXT.  DESERT ROAD - DAY

The first two police cars are approaching the same
intersection.  They are driving side by side.  There is
still a huge cloud of dust that now covers the third car
in the middle of the intersection.


INT.  POLICE CAR #1 - POV - DAY

A huge cloud of dust blows across the road as he
approaches the intersection.  It clears to reveal the
third police car in the middle of the road, just as he and
police car #2 reach the intersection.  ANGLE ON POLICEMAN
#1 as he screams and swerves to the right.


INT.  POLICE CAR #3 - DAY

ANGLE ON POLICEMAN #3 as he sees both police cars heading
right for him at 120 mph.  He screams and ducks down into
the seat.

ANOTHER ANGLE - POLICE CAR #1

swerves to the right.  Police car #2 swerves to the left,
both barely missing police car #3.

ANOTHER ANGLE as police car #1 and police car #2 both pull
back onto the road right next to each other.


INT.  POLICE CAR #3 - DAY

Policeman #3 sits up in the seat.  He can't believe he
isn't dead.  He puts his car in gear and takes off down
the road after them.


INT.  CAR - DAY

                         LOUISE
                  (looking in rearview
                   mirror)
          Shit!

                         THELMA
          What?!

                         LOUISE
          What?!  What d'you think?!

                         THELMA
          Oh.


EXT.  DESERT GHOST TOWN - DAY

Louise and Thelma blow through a stand of buildings left
from when the train went through here.  There are two
parallel streets on either side of the one they're on and,
as they pass by buildings, they can see police cars
ROARING down these parallel streets trying to "head them
off at the pass."  Louise FLOORS it and her car screams
ahead.

                         LOUISE
          We probably shoulda filled up the
          car before we blew up that truck.

                         THELMA
          Why?

                         LOUISE
          They'll probably catch us when we
          have to stop for gas!

                         THELMA
          I know this whole thing was my
          fault.  I know it is.

                         LOUISE
          There's one thing you oughta
          understand by now, Thelma, it's not
          your fault.

                         THELMA
          Louise... no matter what happens,
          I'm glad I came with you.

                         LOUISE
          You're crazy.


EXT.  DESERT ROAD - DAY

Louise swerves off the road and begins driving across the
desert.  All the police cars take off across the desert
after them.  They are now being pursued by at least
fifteen cars.


INT.  CAR - DAY

                         THELMA
          You're a good friend.

                         LOUISE
          You too, sweetie, the best.

                         THELMA
          I guess I went a little crazy, huh?

                         LOUISE
          No... You've always been crazy.
          This is just the first chance you've
          had to really express yourself.

                         THELMA
          I guess everything from here on in
          is going to be pretty shitty.

                         LOUISE
          Unbearable, I'd imagine.

                         THELMA
          I guess everything we've got to lose
          is already gone anyway.

                         LOUISE
          How do you stay so positive?

They smile.


EXT.  DESERT - DAY

It does look like an Army.  More police cars have joined,
and from every direction, police cars are swarming across
the desert, although none are in front of them.  Way off
in the distance, a helicopter joins the chase.


INT.  CAR - DAY

Thelma is looking way up ahead in the distance.

                         THELMA
          Louise!

                         LOUISE
          What?!

                         THELMA
          What in the hell is that up there?

                         LOUISE
          Where?!

                         THELMA
          Way up ahead!

Louise strains to see.  Whatever it is, Louise is
barreling towards it, the car leaving the ground as they
fly through the desert.

                         LOUISE
          Oh my God!!

Louise starts to laugh and cry at the same time.

                         THELMA
          What in the hell is it?!

                         LOUISE
          It's the Goddamn Grand Canyon!


EXT.  DESERT - DAY

Behind them is a huge wall of dust created by all the
police cars following them.  In front of them, looking
larger every moment, is the awesome splendor of the Grand
Canyon.


INT.  CAR - DAY

                         THELMA
          Isn't it beautiful?!!

                         LOUISE
          It's grand!

Louise has tears streaming down her face as she realizes
there is absolutely no escape.  She continues barreling
towards it without slowing down.


EXT.  DESERT - DAY

All the police cars are still following about a half a
mile behind.  The car is bouncing and flying across the
desert.  Finally, they get about twenty yards from the
edge and Louise SLAMS on the brakes.

Thelma and Louise are just waiting for the cars to catch
up.  The police cars stop in a line about two hundred
yards behind them.  The dust from the cars is blowing
across them.  They just sit looking at the Grand Canyon.

From the canyon, the FBI helicopter rises up in front of
the car.


INT.  FBI HELICOPTER - DAY

Hal sees Thelma and Louise for the first time.  They are
sitting in the car, oblivious in a way, to all the
activity around them.  He only takes his eyes off of them
long enough to look at Max.


INT.  CAR - DAY

                         THELMA
          God!  It looks like the Army!

                         LOUISE
          All this for us?

Thelma starts to laugh.  Louise is only concerned with
missing the cacti and other obstacles that lie before her.


INT.  FBI HELICOPTER - DAY

The helicopter lands behind the row of police cars.

HAL'S POV

He sees Thelma and Louise facing each other.  They look so
nice.  He can't stop looking.  He borrows the binoculars
from Max.  He sees Thelma and Louise in the car.  Some of
the police sharpshooters are sporting semi-automatic
rifles.  Hal looks at Max.

                         HAL
          Hey!  Don't let them shoot those
          girls.  This is too much.  They got
          guns pointed at 'em!

                         MAX
          The women are armed, Hal.  This is
          standard.  Now you stay calm here.
          These boys know what they're doin'.

Max climbs out of the chopper.  Hal sits for a moment and
then leaps out and follows Max.

                         POLICE (O.S.)
                  (over loudspeaker)
          This is the Arizona Highway Patrol.
          You are under arrest.  You are
          considered armed and dangerous.  Any
          failure to obey any command will be
          considered an act of aggression
          against us.


INT.  CAR - DAY

                         THELMA
          Now what?

                         LOUISE
          We're not giving up, Thelma.

                         THELMA
          Then let's not get caught.

                         LOUISE
          What are you talkin' about?

                         THELMA
                  (indicating the
                   Grand Canyon)
          Go.

                         LOUISE
          Go?

Thelma is smiling at her.

                         THELMA
          Go.

They look at each other, look back at the wall of police
cars, and then look back at each other.  They smile.

TIGHT SHOT - CARTRIDGES

being loaded into automatic rifle.

THELMA AND LOUISE - THROUGH THE CROSS HAIRS OF A GUN SIGHT


EXT.  DESERT - DAY

TWO OF THE ARIZONA COPS by their cars, as they are loading
weapons, talk quietly.

                         ARIZONA COP #1
          ... heard they shot a cop.

                         ARIZONA COP #2
          No shit.

                         ARIZONA COP #1
          With his own gun.  Put him in the
          trunk and blew him away...


INT.  CAR - DAY

Louise and Thelma are looking at each other.

                         POLICE (O.S.)
                  (over loudspeaker)
          Turn off the engine and place your
          hands in the air!


EXT.  DESERT - DAY

Hal is about to crawl out of his skin.  He can't believe
this thing is getting out of control.  He jumps in front
of Max.

                         HAL
          Max!  Let me talk to 'em!  I can't
          believe this!  You've gotta do
          something here!

Max goes around Hal and continues walking.  Hal jumps in
front of Max again and blocks his way.

                         HAL
          I'm sorry to bother you, I know
          you're real busy right now, but how
          many times, Max?  How many times has
          that woman gotta be fucked over?
          You could lift one finger and save
          her ass and you won't even do that?

                         MAX
                  (grabbing Hal)
          Get a hold of yourself!  You are way
          out of your jurisdiction, now come
          on!  Calm down!  Don't make me sorry
          I let you come!

Max lets go of Hal's lapels.

                         HAL
                  (under his breath)
          Shit!  I can't fucking believe this!

Hal walks along with a look of total disbelief on his
face.  He's shaking his head.  Slowly he breaks into a
trot and starts heading toward the front line.

                         MAX
                  (shouting)
          Hey.  Hey!

Hal is running now and clears the front row of cars.
There is a lot of confusion among the officers on the
front row.  Some shout, some lower their guns to look.

                         ARIZONA COP #1
          What in the hell?!

                         ARIZONA #2
                  (lowering his rifle)
          The son of a bitch is in my way!


INT.  CAR - DAY

They are still looking at each other really hard.

                         THELMA
          You're a good friend.

                         LOUISE
          You, too, sweetie, the best.

(SHOOT WITH OR WITHOUT.)

MUSIC:  B.B. King song entitled "Better Not Look Down"
begins.  It is very upbeat.

                         LOUISE
          Are you sure?

Thelma nods.

                         THELMA
          Hit it.

Louise puts the car in gear and FLOORS it.

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EXT.  DESERT - DAY

Hal's eyes widen for a moment at what he sees, and then a
sense of calm overtakes him and he mouths the word
"alright."

                         B.B. KING SONG (V.O.)
          I've been around, I've seem some
          things,
          People movin' faster than the speed
          of sound, faster than a speedin'
          bullet.
          People livin' like Superman, all
          day and all night.
          I won't say if it's wrong or I won't
          say if it's right.
          I'm pretty fast myself.
          But I do have some advice to pass
          along, right here in the words to
          this song...


EXT.  DESERT - DAY

The cops all lower their weapons as looks of shock and
disbelief cover their faces.  A cloud of dust blows
THROUGH THE FRAME as the speeding car sails over the edge
of the cliff.

                         B.B. KING SONG (V.O.)
          Better not look down, if you wanna
          keep on flyin'.
          Put the hammer down, keep it full
          speed ahead.
          Better not look back or you might
          just wind up cryin'.
          You can keep it movin' if you don't
          look down...

FADE OUT.
THE END.